Logan | Red Stan

@taylorswift

yes hello 911 I would like to report a missing band yes they are called cobra starship

June 30, 2013

the year is 2025 and panic! at the disco have just released their 4th album

and Fall Out Boy are still on hiatus

and green day have released their 30th studio album despite the members being 53

and mcr has fired their 63rd drummer

And Blink 182 are still on tour

Nov. 2012

Attend college Attend colleg Attend colle Attend coll Attend col Attend co Attend con Attend conc Attend conce Attend concer Attend concert Attend concerts

April 29, 2013

your man doesn’t have the mental strength to caramelize onions 

your man thinks it takes 5-10 minutes to caramelize onions

do you think caramelizing onions is putting caramel on onions

your man thinks putting caramel on onions is caramelizing them

I can’t stand my step father.

They are so cute 😭💕

octopuses die after they have sex for the first time by the way. and squidward just happens to still be alive and well.

The presence of Squilliam Fancypants would suggest that “Squi-“ is simply a common prefix for octopus names, likely one with great cultural significance and meaning

his name is squilliam fancySON we are exposing TOO many fake fans tonight

squidward has only 6 tentacles. OCTOpuses have 8 (hence the prefix). the creator is a marine biologist, this isnt some rookie design mistake. literally anyone who has watched the show for 5 minutes would know this come on now yall….

this started as an argument about squidward being an adult virgin

yeah but nobody is going to argue against that