I read a fic where Hojo messed with the company flu shots and people started growing animal characteristics and I imagined was Veld with long tall brown bunny ears and Cid with fluffy blonde lop ears.
I'm still giggling.
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I read a fic where Hojo messed with the company flu shots and people started growing animal characteristics and I imagined was Veld with long tall brown bunny ears and Cid with fluffy blonde lop ears.
I'm still giggling.

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Another crazy fic idea - Palmar dies in a terrorist attack leading to Cid Highwind getting promoted to the head of Shinra's aerospace department.
Some how this cascades into saving the world. I don't know how but it would be funny.
Also Cid would HATE being a board member.
I'm imagining Cid in a board meeting, cigarette in one hand and mug of tea in the other, telling everyone else to sit down and shut up.
Lmfao, he'd start a brawl with Hojo over tea and a proper application of the scientific method.
Soulmate au where soulmates share knowledge and skills.
The Turks have a job finding high ranking Shinra individuals' soulmates to make sure no information leaks.
Joining Shinra also involves tests to find out how much information/skills people have in a large variety of subjects.
There are always at least 3 soulmates in a grouping, a hold over of olden days when any bit of knowledge shared could help your group/pack survive.
(is this an excuse for Cid/Vincent/Veld and AZSGC yes, yes it is)
Another crazy fic idea - Palmar dies in a terrorist attack leading to Cid Highwind getting promoted to the head of Shinra's aerospace department.
Some how this cascades into saving the world. I don't know how but it would be funny.
Also Cid would HATE being a board member.
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
Chapters: 1/? Fandom: Compilation of Final Fantasy VII, Before Crisis: Final Fantasy VII, Dirge of Cerberus: Final Fantasy VII Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Major Character Death Relationships: Vincent Valentine/Veld, Veld/Veld's Wife, Tseng & Veld (Compilation of FFVII) Characters: Veld (Compilation of FFVII), Vincent Valentine, The Turks (Compilation of FFVII), Chaos (Compilation of FFVII) Additional Tags: Time Travel Fix-It, Vincent Valentine Is Sephiroth's Parent, Because I like the idea Summary:
Veld dies but is far too stubborn to stay that way and just let everything go to heck. No matter what deals he has to make along the way.

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Shinra Conversations ch. 3
Vincent: I’m invoking the “no judgement” clause of our friendship.
Veld: My god, what have you done?
______
Veld: I’m going to need everyone to be straight with each other from now on. No more lies.
Tseng: I’m always straight.
Reno: Oh, man! That’s the biggest lie you’ve ever told!
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Rufus: I’ve never been on a Guys’ Night Out before. Was that last bit supposed to happen?
Legend: What bit was that?
Rufus:The bit where the bar was set on fire.
Legend: Not usually.
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Vincent: isn’t it strange that we pay money to see other humans?
Veld: are you talking about prostitution, the movies, or airplane tickets?
Cid: …glasses.
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Tseng: Nobody’s killing that idiot but me.
Reno: Aww, you do care!
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Veld: You think I enjoy being a father figure to all of you?
Tseng: …
Reno: …
Cissnei: …
Veld: Ok, fine. It’s like crack to me.
Rude: …
Rufus: …
All the TURKs(lets just be honest): …
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Veld: I wasn’t injured, I was lightly stabbed.
Tseng: You were stabbed?!
Veld: Lightly stabbed. I didn’t want to frighten you.
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Cid: *wears T-shirt saying “I’m Cid fucking Highwind”*
Vincent: *wears T-shirt saying: “I’m fucking Cid highwind”*
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Aerith: I made this friendship bracelet for you.
Tseng: You know, I’m not really a jewellery person.
Aerith: You don’t have to wear it.
Tseng: No, I’m going to wear it forever. Back off.
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Reno: I’m going to Moggel Mart, ya want anything?
Veld: I want my family back.
Vincent: I would like my humanity.
Reno: Yeaahhhh, I’ve got like twelve dollars.
“I’ll have you know that my trust issues and my daddy issues are completely different topics.”
— Rufus Shinra
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(Vincent points at Hojo)
Vincent: Please keep this man away from me, he murdered me.
Hojo: IT WAS AN ACCIDENT!
Veld: HOW was MURDERING MY PARTNER an ACCIDENT?!
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Reno: How are you here? You’re dead!
Veld: Dead? Why doesn’t anyone ever tell me these things?
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Legend: Yeah. That went well.
Tseng: You call this going well?
Legend: We completed the mission, didn’t we?
Tseng: Yes, but…
Legend: Then I call it a win. What’s the problem?
Tseng: Should I start with the part where we’re stranded in the middle of nowhere or the part where you have no clothes?
_________
Vincent: Veld. I heard you were dead. Guess I was wrong
Veld: Valentine. I heard you sucked. Guess I was right.
Veld: Vincent!
Vincent: Yeah, that’s me.
Veld: We thought you were dead...
Vincent: Well, you were...gravely mistaken.
Veld: ......
Tseng:(seeing the TURK roster)I’d hate to be the poor sap who has to lead these people.
Veld: You are that sap.
Tseng: Oh… Poor me.
Vincent: [takes a sip of a Midgar cola before spiting it out]
Vincent: what is that?
Elena: ???? is there a problem with your pop?????????
Veld: oh! i know the problem. Vin, they don’t make Midgar cola with cocaine anymore
Vincent: what the fuck
Quick PSA, if you get one of those "Work scanned, AI use detected" comments on AO3, just mark them as spam.
Some moron apparently built a bot to annoy or prank hundreds of authors.
There is no scanning process, your work doesn't actually resemble AI writing, it's all bullshit. Mark the comment as spam (on AO3, not the email notification you got about the comment!) and don't let it get to you.
The spam comments have evolved.
They are now also linking to a site they claim is able to scan works and tell you whether they were AI written or not, and that you should do that before reading a fic.
It should go without saying that you should not, under no circumstances, visit a site advertised in a spam comment.
In this case, I'd say there's even a chance that the "scanning" site is actually used to scrape fics and use them for future AI writing. What it definitely doesn't do is tell you whether something was AI written or not. That's a bullshit claim.
Don't use that site. Don't believe these spam comments, whether you get them on your own works or see them on someone else's.
It's all bullshit.
Just got another one, so here's what they look like to anyone curious. They're never real users, either, just keysmashes for the display name.
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The Blorbo Microwave - FF7 pastel Vincent ver. 推し電子レンジ (ヴィンセント・ヴァレンタイン ver.)
「推しが頭の中でヘビロテしてる。電子レンジに入ってるように。」
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I’m having problems with my Veld and Elfe trade places fic.
I mean Veld’s plan to take down shinra is going to be completely different then his daughters. They’re two completely different people with wildly different skill sets and morals. Any advice?
I mean Veld would probably go about it more subtly the Elfe would.
She had a large almost army like group and often tried for big targets. Like the reactors and the Sister Ray.
Veld would probably have a smaller but specialty trained, tight knit group. A terrorist cell more inclined to espionage or sneaky assassinations, rather then bombs. He’d probably collect people with relevant skill sets and train them up like he did his Turks.
Also it’s kinda hard to imagine Veld taking up eco terrorism? He doesn’t come across as a for the planet kinda guy?
Here is my story summary - Kalm is bombed. The survivors, including Veld, are taken to the Shinra Mansion in Nibelheim where they are used as test subjects, but most die.
A 14-year-old Felicia Dragoon is given a prosthetic arm with a Materia slot and is given into the custody of the TURKs. She is told both her Mother and Father died in the bombing, but in reality Veld is being used as an experiment where a unique Materia is grafted into the back of his hand.
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So Veld is still her father but when the incident in Kalm happened he ended up in Hojo’s lab. He becomes the one with the summons materia implemented in his hand and Elfe gets a cool prosthetic arm. Elfe ends up in the care of the Turks after her father’s ‘death’ and eventually joins the department.
I kinda imagine that Veld has amnesia like Elfe did in the original timeline but that maybe he was experimented on longer in an attempt to either save him or salvage him enough to use in other projects.
I was thinking he could want revenge for the experiments but like I can’t see him wanting to take down the whole company for that. The people who signed off on it sure, the scientists who did it yeah but like the whole company?
The company that is basically (except for wutai) the government and is the corner stone of most global infrastructure? I having trouble seeing him doing that.
I have no idea how he meets Fuhito, like at all but I need to figure that out honestly. Maybe Fuhito went to try and steal Hojo’s research or something and found Veld?
Or Veld could be working against Shinra solo and get hired by Fuhito?
I do think he would make an alliance with Genesis and maybe I also want Veld to prevent Gillian from doing what she did. I want her to have a chance to fix what was done to her boys. She was a scientist too and deserves a chance to fix things.
(((I also just hate the whole dead mom thing, like clouds mom dies, Tifa’s mom dies, Elfe’s mom is dies, Aerith’s mom dies, Rufus probably has a dead mom too, Like just let the ladies live and kick ass pls)))
Does he know that Felicia has survived and is a Turk? In BC the only thing that could over-ride his loyalty to Shinra and his family of Turks was his determination to save his daughter.
I was gonna say no cause amnesia but like what if he doesn’t remember her but somehow found out he has a daughter while he was being experimented on? And he’s trying to find her? or at least what happened to her?
He doesn’t know for sure she’s alive but he wants to find out. Maybe he gets little flashes of memory sometimes, always of a little brown haired girl.
So he’s going against Shinra to steal information thinking the entire time she’s in the labs because that’s somewhere cause that’s where all the Kalm survivors went but she was really a TURK all along!
Crack fic Idea - Instead of knowing he has a daughter he only knows he has a child and his memories don’t help.
Is it the sassy blonde child with blue eyes that does homework on his coffee table and loves to wear the color white? - Rufus
Is it the black haired boy with Wutian heritage? -Tseng
is it that little brown haired girl with big green eyes in a hospital gown? - Aerith
The red haired menace with the eye scars? - Reno
The little girl with blue eyes and brown hair? - Elfe(his daughter)
The girl with red hair and brown eyes? - Cissnei
For that matter what did his wife look like, Does anyone know because he doesn’t.
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I’m having problems with my Veld and Elfe trade places fic.
I mean Veld’s plan to take down shinra is going to be completely different then his daughters. They’re two completely different people with wildly different skill sets and morals. Any advice?
I mean Veld would probably go about it more subtly the Elfe would.
She had a large almost army like group and often tried for big targets. Like the reactors and the Sister Ray.
Veld would probably have a smaller but specialty trained, tight knit group. A terrorist cell more inclined to espionage or sneaky assassinations, rather then bombs. He’d probably collect people with relevant skill sets and train them up like he did his Turks.
Also it’s kinda hard to imagine Veld taking up eco terrorism? He doesn’t come across as a for the planet kinda guy?
Here is my story summary - Kalm is bombed. The survivors, including Veld, are taken to the Shinra Mansion in Nibelheim where they are used as test subjects, but most die.
A 14-year-old Felicia Dragoon is given a prosthetic arm with a Materia slot and is given into the custody of the TURKs. She is told both her Mother and Father died in the bombing, but in reality Veld is being used as an experiment where a unique Materia is grafted into the back of his hand.
_____________________________________________________________
So Veld is still her father but when the incident in Kalm happened he ended up in Hojo's lab. He becomes the one with the summons materia implemented in his hand and Elfe gets a cool prosthetic arm. Elfe ends up in the care of the Turks after her father's 'death' and eventually joins the department.
I kinda imagine that Veld has amnesia like Elfe did in the original timeline but that maybe he was experimented on longer in an attempt to either save him or salvage him enough to use in other projects.
I was thinking he could want revenge for the experiments but like I can’t see him wanting to take down the whole company for that. The people who signed off on it sure, the scientists who did it yeah but like the whole company?
The company that is basically (except for wutai) the government and is the corner stone of most global infrastructure? I having trouble seeing him doing that.
I have no idea how he meets Fuhito, like at all but I need to figure that out honestly. Maybe Fuhito went to try and steal Hojo’s research or something and found Veld?
Or Veld could be working against Shinra solo and get hired by Fuhito?
I do think he would make an alliance with Genesis and maybe I also want Veld to prevent Gillian from doing what she did. I want her to have a chance to fix what was done to her boys. She was a scientist too and deserves a chance to fix things.
(((I also just hate the whole dead mom thing, like clouds mom dies, Tifa’s mom dies, Elfe’s mom is dies, Aerith’s mom dies, Rufus probably has a dead mom too, Like just let the ladies live and kick ass pls)))
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I’m having problems with my Veld and Elfe trade places fic.
I mean Veld’s plan to take down shinra is going to be completely different then his daughters. They're two completely different people with wildly different skill sets and morals. Any advice?
I mean Veld would probably go about it more subtly the Elfe would.
She had a large almost army like group and often tried for big targets. Like the reactors and the Sister Ray.
Veld would probably have a smaller but specialty trained, tight knit group. A terrorist cell more inclined to espionage or sneaky assassinations, rather then bombs. He'd probably collect people with relevant skill sets and train them up like he did his Turks.
Also it's kinda hard to imagine Veld taking up eco terrorism? He doesn't come across as a for the planet kinda guy?
Regarding your last post, I bet Vincent only stopped him by driving instead because he had a licence and drives faster.
And he can hold the car keys out of reach. Not that Veld won’t clime him for them or kick him in the shin but still.
Oh god speed demon Vincent though. He’d be the type to floor it on an open highway out into the wastes back when the waste land had grass. Veld would at least pretend their was a speed limit.

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Head cannon
Veld doesn’t have a drivers license But no one but Vincent has ever stopped him from getting behind the wheel.
Elfe: Happy Father’s Day to the man who called the Turks on me when he didn’t find me in my room, sleeping in the middle of the night and thought I snuck out of the house.
Elfe: I was downstairs in the kitchen eating cereal, and also 22.