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This joke could be told 500 times and it would never be enough for me

Ffs guys - you’re like sixty, not sixteen!

Some how this cascades into saving the world. I don't know how but it would be funny.

Some moron apparently built a bot to annoy or prank hundreds of authors.

They are now also linking to a site they claim is able to scan works and tell you whether they were AI written or not, and that you should do that before reading a fic.

It should go without saying that you should not, under no circumstances, visit a site advertised in a spam comment.

In this case, I'd say there's even a chance that the "scanning" site is actually used to scrape fics and use them for future AI writing. What it definitely doesn't do is tell you whether something was AI written or not. That's a bullshit claim.

Don't use that site. Don't believe these spam comments, whether you get them on your own works or see them on someone else's.

The Blorbo Microwave - FF7 pastel Vincent ver. 推し電子レンジ (ヴィンセント・ヴァレンタイン ver.)

「推しが頭の中でヘビロテしてる。電子レンジに入ってるように。」

I’m having problems with my Veld and Elfe trade places fic.

I mean Veld’s plan to take down shinra is going to be completely different then his daughters. They’re two completely different people with wildly different skill sets and morals. Any advice?

I mean Veld would probably go about it more subtly the Elfe would. 

She had a large almost army like group and often tried for big targets. Like the reactors and the Sister Ray.

Veld would probably have a smaller but specialty trained, tight knit group. A terrorist cell more inclined to espionage or sneaky assassinations, rather then bombs. He’d probably collect people with relevant skill sets and train them up like he did his Turks.

A 14-year-old Felicia Dragoon is given a prosthetic arm with a Materia slot and is given into the custody of the TURKs. She is told both her Mother and Father died in the bombing, but in reality Veld is being used as an experiment where a unique Materia is grafted into the back of his hand. 

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So Veld is still her father but when the incident in Kalm happened he ended up in Hojo’s lab. He becomes the one with the summons materia implemented in his hand and Elfe gets a cool prosthetic arm. Elfe ends up in the care of the Turks after her father’s ‘death’ and eventually joins the department.

I kinda imagine that Veld has amnesia like Elfe did in the original timeline but that maybe he was experimented on longer in an attempt to either save him or salvage him enough to use in other projects.

I was thinking he could want revenge for the experiments but like I can’t see him wanting to take down the whole company for that. The people who signed off on it sure, the scientists who did it yeah but like the whole company?

The company that is basically (except for wutai) the government and is the corner stone of most global infrastructure? I having trouble seeing him doing that.

I have no idea how he meets Fuhito, like at all but I need to figure that out honestly. Maybe Fuhito went to try and steal Hojo’s research or something and found Veld?

Or Veld could be working against Shinra solo and get hired by Fuhito?

I do think he would make an alliance with Genesis and maybe I also want Veld to prevent Gillian from doing what she did. I want her to have a chance to fix what was done to her boys. She was a scientist too and deserves a chance to fix things.

I was gonna say no cause amnesia but like what if he doesn’t remember her but somehow found out he has a daughter while he was being experimented on? And he’s trying to find her? or at least what happened to her?

He doesn’t know for sure she’s alive but he wants to find out. Maybe he gets little flashes of memory sometimes, always of a little brown haired girl.

So he’s going against Shinra to steal information thinking the entire time she’s in the labs because that’s somewhere cause that’s where all the Kalm survivors went but she was really a TURK all along!

 Crack fic Idea - Instead of knowing he has a daughter he only knows he has a child and his memories don’t help.

Is it the sassy blonde child with blue eyes that does homework on his coffee table and loves to wear the color white? - Rufus

Is it the black haired boy with Wutian heritage? -Tseng

is it that little brown haired girl with big green eyes in a hospital gown? - Aerith

The red haired menace with the eye scars? - Reno

The little girl with blue eyes and brown hair? - Elfe(his daughter)

The girl with red hair and brown eyes? - Cissnei

I’m having problems with my Veld and Elfe trade places fic.

I mean Veld’s plan to take down shinra is going to be completely different then his daughters. They’re two completely different people with wildly different skill sets and morals. Any advice?

I mean Veld would probably go about it more subtly the Elfe would. 

She had a large almost army like group and often tried for big targets. Like the reactors and the Sister Ray.

Veld would probably have a smaller but specialty trained, tight knit group. A terrorist cell more inclined to espionage or sneaky assassinations, rather then bombs. He’d probably collect people with relevant skill sets and train them up like he did his Turks.

A 14-year-old Felicia Dragoon is given a prosthetic arm with a Materia slot and is given into the custody of the TURKs. She is told both her Mother and Father died in the bombing, but in reality Veld is being used as an experiment where a unique Materia is grafted into the back of his hand. 

_____________________________________________________________

So Veld is still her father but when the incident in Kalm happened he ended up in Hojo's lab. He becomes the one with the summons materia implemented in his hand and Elfe gets a cool prosthetic arm. Elfe ends up in the care of the Turks after her father's 'death' and eventually joins the department.

I kinda imagine that Veld has amnesia like Elfe did in the original timeline but that maybe he was experimented on longer in an attempt to either save him or salvage him enough to use in other projects.

I was thinking he could want revenge for the experiments but like I can’t see him wanting to take down the whole company for that. The people who signed off on it sure, the scientists who did it yeah but like the whole company?

The company that is basically (except for wutai) the government and is the corner stone of most global infrastructure? I having trouble seeing him doing that.

I have no idea how he meets Fuhito, like at all but I need to figure that out honestly. Maybe Fuhito went to try and steal Hojo’s research or something and found Veld?

Or Veld could be working against Shinra solo and get hired by Fuhito?

I do think he would make an alliance with Genesis and maybe I also want Veld to prevent Gillian from doing what she did. I want her to have a chance to fix what was done to her boys. She was a scientist too and deserves a chance to fix things.