all things cow chips related

Aries: "It's time to learn about death, little baby Tommy."

Taurus: "I'll suck your stuff."

Gemini: "You guys are really k-k-k-k-killin' my vibe.

Cancer: "You put gooch cream on my face and now I've got cake on me, dude. Stop."

Leo: "I'm two notches away from crying. Like. On the verge of a mental breakdown, constantly. And you're trying to force me to eat mac'n'cheetos."

Virgo: "Shit son, you're getting STD juice all over me!"

Libra: "I fuckin' LOVE nuggets."

Scorpio: "What is on the door handle?! Like, lube?! Everything about this house is fucked! We need a new house, we need a new life!"

Sagittarius: "Can you see it, Joe? Can you see my tiny wiener?"

Capricorn: "It's gonna be like, butthole related.

Aquarius: "I die, daddy, I die."