I solemnly swear that I am up to no good

I have no problem waiting 5 seconds to skip a 30 second ad but waiting for a 5 second ad that isn’t skippable is absolutely infuriating

Why did you have to draw in the O and P

to distract everyone from the W

Your future self is watching you right now through memories.

not if i drink enough alcohol! take that you prying creep

Gorgeous.

In the first pics I thought they were making the angry librarian from monsters inc

Legends only

Reblog for wholesome good luck

The best fucking thing I’ve ever seen

Gordon Ramsey has settled the candy corn debate once and for all.

a concept: Harry Potter with his mother’s hair and father’s eyes instead of vice versa. Harry with fiery dark red hair and soft hazel eyes please and thank you

can you imagine how much more confused arthur would have been in that scene where he first meets harry 😂

his eyes would probably sweep right over harry at the breakfast table, and then he would freeze and have to do a mental tally of his children

I can see Fred and George really going with it too… “Come on Dad, don’t you remember Harry?” “Next you’ll tell us you don’t remember Craig” “Or Ethel” “Or Annie“ “Or Ryan”

Ain't That A Kick In The Dick

Accurate.

do you ever wonder what household object you would be turned into in a Beauty and the Beast type situation because I do

#the trash can

I am suspicious of the pineapple though.

running w/ scissors

the ingredients though

theme parks. just. theme parks.

but u have to pay for theme parks

that’s the adult part

son of a bitch

I know where we’re going guys