random thought of the day: when Simon asks Ava if anyone's ever made it up, she says 'yes'. she never specifies whether they made it up alive
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random thought of the day: when Simon asks Ava if anyone's ever made it up, she says 'yes'. she never specifies whether they made it up alive

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I have a question about the end of Iron Lung, so SPOILERS obviously
I probably miss something obvious but I can't seem to understand why the sub exploded in the way it did, killing the monster (presumably)
(I know there's the whole 'he turned into a tree and thats what killed it' theory but while I think thats cool, I don't think that is what the movie intended personally so lets exclude that here)
like I've read that Simon somehow 'turned the sub into a pressure bomb' by 'sabotaging it' but like what did he do? Didn't he just hit the monster's teeth a bunch? Why did it explode like that when Ava's sub didn't? Can someone explain like I'm five and don't understand basic physics
Cut this out of the larger BTS image because it goes so fucking hard
I made Simon in Rimworld (as far as the system allowed)
look at him go! Surely nothing will go wrong with this playthrough
Me: phewww I've made good progress in my Iron Lung fanfic today, maybe it's time to do something else. I'll just listen to some music, hey spotify algorithm what do you have for me
spotify: sure, how about Hunter as a Horse - Dead Stars?
me: ummh ok yeah good song
spotify: you liked that? how about Snow Ghost - And the world was gone?
like is the algorithm actually reading my hyperfixations from my mind or

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Chapters: 1/3 Fandom: Iron Lung (2026) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Ava & The Convict | Simon (Iron Lung), The Convict | Simon & The Convict | Simon's Mother (Iron Lung) Characters: The Convict | Simon (Iron Lung), The Convict | Simon's Mother (Iron Lung), Ava (Iron Lung), The Father (Iron Lung) Additional Tags: Eden is a Cult (Iron Lung), Hurt No Comfort, Religious Fanaticism, Filament Station (Iron Lung), Eden (Iron Lung), Pre-Canon, Child Abuse, Canon Compliant, Minor Original Character(s), Backstory, Canon-Typical Violence, Worldbuilding, Angst, The Quiet Rapture (Iron Lung), Swearing, No Romance, No Smut Summary:
When they first move to Eden, it isn't called that yet. That comes later, when a dying race starts filling the void with superstition. For now, Mars station is bright, new and full of life. Only the fact that he complained about it for months stops him from loving it openly, the way his parents do.
Later, he is glad to have watched the quiet rapture happen, one of the only witnesses. If he had not seen the red glow of Mars snapping into void before his own eyes, he might have refused to believe it for the rest of his life.
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My idea of Simon's life up to the movie, using some of the flashback audio/scenes from the movie and filling in the blanks.
The voices Simon hears in Iron Lung
So because I have no life and also because I need it for a fanfic I'm writing, I went through the part of Iron Lung where Simon's tripping balls and hearing voices on the way to the SM-8 and wrote it out as well as I could, maybe it's useful for someone else too.
Ava: Eyes up, Convict. I've been assigned to carry out your penance. To be honest, any other captain would have had you killed on sight, so you should consider yourself lucky.
Man: I think it's gone??? (cant quite make out this one its probably wrong)
Ava: Well, you are lucky.
Father: I see that question in your eyes
Ava: 62 others didn't make it out of Filament station and no, that doesn't include your compatriots.
Man: Just go! Move
Man: What? Uh
Man: Leave him! We're all dead anyway.
(there's sounds of what is probably the battle of Filament station throughout the background, like shouting and sirens)
Man (Simon?): I didn't want them to die
David: Excuse me? What the fuck did you just say?
Man (Eden soldier?): When did you grow a conscience, Simon?
Father: We are but flesh
Man (Eden soldier?): You got the highest body count out here, killer! Not one of us has more blood on their hands than you!
Father: ...flesh has purpose yet
Man: Please, I- (sound of neck snapping?)
Man (Eden soldier?): Simon the Butcher lost his nerve. You're gonna have to kill your own brothers to stop this.
(Then Simon says out loud: You're not my brother)
Man (Eden soldier?): Your words, not mine, butcher. I wasn't even there!
Woman/Boy?: Something bad is happening
Man (Eden soldier?): I'm just the guy that told you to cross the wires
Father: The consolidation can (something) in their secrets. (it seems to gradually become Simon's voice) We must bear these burdens, these hardships, this anger! The sorrow
Robotic voice: Evacuate. Evacuate.
Man: Simon!
(explosion sound)
Father/Simon continued: We must bear it.
Woman(Simon's mother?): We/They have a tree
Father/Simon continued: We are the keepers of Eden.
Woman(Simon's mother?): You'll feel just like home.
Father/Simon continued: We must help them.
Woman(Simon's mother?): Simon, don't be like that.
Ava: I don't have it.
Woman(Simon's mother?): You'll love it there.
Ava: Council authority confiscates them. They're hoping to start a garden of their own some day.
Father/Simon continued: Our duty is not done.
Simon?: The last tree's dead.
Ava: What?
Father/Simon continued: The last tree will live again!
Simon: It's Eden's grave.
Father/Simon continued: When the last son of Eden joins the grove, there will be a thousand trees!
Simon: You may think that there's no soil, but we know.
Father/Simon continued: We will die.
Simon: We know that when we die -
Father/Simon continued: And when we die,
Both: Our bodies become / will become the soil.
Woman/Ship?: Simon
Ava: How about we just stay focused on the mission. Now, once you're down there, you're gonna be on your own.
Woman/Ship: It's a trap.
Ava: You'll have to navigate the ocean floor carefully
Woman/Ship: It's right behind you
Ava: …map is current, but things might change, look different once you're down there
Woman/Ship: It's still there
Ava: Take as many pictures as possible, both for navigation and for us to...
Woman/Ship: On your left. They're watching you
A lot of it is kind of overlapping and hard to make out so I probably missed some things. I'm also not super sure on whose voice they are sometimes. Like the sermon part definitely starts as the father, but then seems like it turns into Simon's voice and back to the father several times.
Some of my thoughts
some of this is clearly accurate flashbacks of things that actually happened, like for example the David part repeats exactly what he said at the beginning
a large part of it seems to be from one conversation he had with Ava pre-movie, about the mission. I assume he asked about his pendant that they took from him
some parts however are definitely not real, such as the guy going 'I wasn't even there, I'm just the guy who told you to cross the wires'. That guy can't be part of the monster/ocean, since he wasn't assimilated - he asphyxiated and his body was brought back up with the ship, that's the only explanation for why his stuff is in the ship. So I'm chalking this one up to just a full on hallucination
The Filament station parts seem to confirm that what Simon claims is true: he did try to stop the plan/opposed his brothers somehow and they left him behind
also confirms that Simon already had the 'Butcher' name before Filament happened so yeah.. in a world with only a few hundred people left, it's pretty insane that he killed so many
There's sound of a random guy being killed, either by Simon or the Father (because the Father says '(your) flesh still has purpose yet' right before it. Maybe Eden killed COI prisoners for the tree or something?
The parts with Simon's mother just confirm that he didn't grow up on Eden, I guess, but they moved there when he was a kid, and presumably grew up somewhere where they had trees
I'm a bit confused by the part where Simon tells (presumably) Ava about the last tree and how their bodies will become soil. He seems in the movie quite disillusioned by Eden and doesn't particularly seem to believe in their dogma so idk if he was just giving the COI info on what Eden believes or something.
The woman's voice at the end, which tells him about the monster being right behind him, is commonly referred to as the ship becoming alive and having its own voice so that's why I put it as woman/ship.
Small detail but Ava tells him to take as many pictures as possible, while the manual says to take as few as possible because the effects on the pilot cannot be completely shielded and accumulate. Confirming that she saw him as a throw-away resource.
Yeah that's all I got, if you have any other thoughts or heard something I didn't lemme know.
rewatching iron lung scenes on youtube to stay somewhat sane til it gets a release and i just.. realised that multiple times when simon gets blood on him he just kinda.. leaves it??
like idk about u but if an ocean jizzed blood straight into my eyes i'm wiping that shit off IMMEDIATELY
but he's just like.. this is how i live now i guess
(i know he removes it later but.. most people would have the immediate urge to wipe??)
I was watching some youtube video on cringe pick up artist advice and this part just shot me into the stratosphere because thats genuinely just Henry
and I don't want to agree with anything these clowns say but yes. Yes we do want that
Chapters: 1/3 Fandom: Kingdom Come: Deliverance (Video Games) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Hans Capon/Henry, Hans Capon & Henry Characters: Hans Capon, Henry (Kingdom Come: Deliverance), Musa of Mali (Kingdom Come: Deliverance), Jan Žižka, Katherine (Kingdom Come: Deliverance), Erik (Kingdom Come: Deliverance) Additional Tags: Sickfic, Angst, Angst with a Happy Ending, Fluff, Fluff and Angst, Canon-Typical Violence, Major Character Injury, Canon Compliant, Hurt/Comfort, Self-Hatred, Feelings Realization, First Kiss, Pre-Relationship, Swearing, POV Hans Capon Summary:
Of course Henry returned to him. Of course he won the duel and killed that whoreson Erik. By now, Henry is such a force of nature that he hardly remembers why he had worried at all. Audentes-
The rider suddenly slumps forward, veering dangerously to the side, like balance has up and deserted him. Then he falls.
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or: Hans gets his chance to save Henry, for once.

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I gotta ask.. does anyone know if it actually matters what your reputation with Hans is in KCD2? I got a bunch of times the notification that I lost or gained reputation with him but I never felt like it was actually affecting the way he acted towards me. And you can't check what the reputation status is with him anywhere. This was one of the small things that bugged me in the game - reputation does not really seem to have much affect if any with the 'big' story characters. Am I wrong?
I don't have time to check out the DLC myself yet. What are these (apparently) new gay rings people are talking about??
does anyone know any good hansry fanfic where they are found out and its a big deal and they need to deal with the consequences? I'm craving some angst today
currently obsessed with the fact that the first thing you can say to Hans after returning from your extremely dangerous mission to get reinforcements is 'i reckon i can see why' when hanush says that hans doesnt want to get married. And Hans will do a little wordless sigh and it gives you reputation with him. And I just think what if Hans spent that entire time wondering and worrying if this was a one time thing and whether Henry will even want to continue with him after Suchdol. And this is the first thing that really shows him yes Henry does want to and he will even risk alluding to it in front of other people. and his reputation increase is basically thinking FUCKKK YEAAAAAAA
uuh brabant??? get the fuck off rosa's lap u weird ass frenchie

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Henry, while carrying a beautiful lady in his arms who is flirting with him: hooooooooohhh wonder what would my lord say if he saw me like this, all wet
I've been thinking - why does Hans specifically refer to 'what you told me at Maleshov' in their romance scene? What Henry tells him at Maleshov is 'just' that he won't allow anything to happen to Hans, which could still reasonably be interpreted as just wanting to do a good job. The 2 romance options you have to take later seem much more romantic especially telling Hans that he cares for him 'more than you think' so I feel like that would have been a much better candidate to bring up. Thoughts?