help

HELP I CANNOT STOP LAUGHING

Sometimes life is just beautiful.

May you never be forgotten, magical forest accordion man

He’s playing the Lost Woods song from Zelda that’s the important part

Thank you for making real life a little more surreal

“if goofy is a dog and pluto is a dog why is one a pet” is the cartoon equivalent of “if man evolved from monkeys why are there still monkeys”

The implication that Goofy is just a more advanced stage in canine evolution is oddly terrifying somehow

theres no such thing as ‘more advance’ in evolution. a dogman isnt more evolved than a dog, just as you are no more evolved than an seagull or coral, they are just fitted for different environments and have evolved as such

Goofy is not more evolved the Pluto, Goofy just fills a different ecological niche. While Pluto is just a scavenger and Goofy is an apex predator both play important roles in the ecosystem.

“Why me? I’m domesticated!” is the deepest rabbit hole of a line in the entire disney canon

This is important

babe

You know what? America’s Got Talent should just go on head move build they whole entire shit in Florida and just shoot random everyday shit. Yall got it

They are really made differently in Florida.

the fab five all share a braincell and unfortunately they left it at the gas station with antoni

THIS CONCERNS EVERYONE

why is this so fucking funny