Allison

waiting for my knight in shining armor (ibuprofen) to rescue me from the horrors (head hurty)

everything about this… this statue, the choppy waves, the cliffs behind her, the echo, the drumming….. aesthetic

Reblogging again for the haunting wizard lyrics

shoutout to the faroe island for being the only real viking island left

je suis sick of this shit

moi fucking too

Synonyms are weird because if you invite someone to your cottage in the forest that just sounds nice and cozy, but if I invite you to my cabin in the woods you’re going to die.

My favourite is explaining the difference between a butt dial and a booty call

It’s called connotations.

great news! Language is now banned

start referring to things you own as “your inventory”

“Jackie did I give you my keys?” “idk lemme check my inventory *rustling in purse*”

“yeah mom hold on one sec I just need to equip my shoes”

source?

i can’t find anything to support this lmao

yeah and im in boston and it’s a perfectly sunny afternoon (a little cloudy but still sunny) so like what the fuck are they talking about

literally all we did was ask for a source and category 6 doesn’t exist

You and your little gaggle drove Angel off of Tumblr. Don’t respond to someone who isn’t there anymore.

if asking for a source can make them leave tumblr then i sure do have some news about school for them

I’m crying this is so good, quality content right here

Me: *winks at the sky* for the aliens

cashiers don’t actually care what you buy you could buy a fork a toaster and a bath plug and i wouldnt notice all i’m thinking abt is “in five min it will be one hour until two hours before i can go home”

Ok usually, but the one exception to this is the guy who bought 5 boxes of Mac and cheese and three boxes of condoms. This was only noteworthy because I work in a bookstore and I had no clue we sold condoms.

i want to know how it’s normal for a bookstore to sell mac and cheese but not condoms

reblogging for that gif

Not gonna not reblog this….

The drawings are a necessary addition. (Gargle shower and fireplace showers still best)

*muffled screams*

I had to