i’m like… not okay with this sudden resurgence in “random xD” sayings on clothing like is this 2008? if i see one more shirt at forever 21 that says “if you’re not a taco i don’t like you” i might have a stroke like idk what’s going on here… have we as a nation not learned from our mistakes?? when can we finally put an end to taco humor

omFG WHAT IS THIS

OH MYGODD

Why do roaches feel the need to fly? I’m already scared! They don’t need to now escalate the situation! It’s like if a guy took out a knife and said “gimme your wallet” and then when I’m like “okay man I don’t want any trouble, here you go,” he also takes out a gun.

i romantically stand outside your window and hold up my iPhone to blast our song. a 30 second ad plays first

Girls with thick thighs and loud laughs are important and deserve love

Imagining how awkward Jefferson must be looking at Washington gives me life

@mrstomcruise

This is what discrimination looks like