All Girls School

Lowkey want to put in on blast at the 🚬 area

At work: I am not the youngest but still has the face for it

New hire: Sister

Me:

Tbh, I didn't really put much effort in finding this job...

The salary looked good enough to spare a bit more energy

I may or may not have had a few shots of vodka at the time I sent my application

I need experience to get the job that I want but also they won't hire me to get the experience for the job that I want

I have to start somewhere

Bleach the fuck out of it

Shave the sides are bald as you want

Get that badass the tattoo you always wanted

Only the guidance counselor's office will care

start of semester: all the highlihters // everything is color coded // somehow originami is involved // “maybe I’d get in the dean’s list?

CLAP UR HANDS!

If ur drunk and know it

CLAP UR HANDS

If you're drunk and really know it and you really wanna show it

All girls:

Be confident and proud of who and what you are

Rich kids are only rich because of their parents. Half of them want to be independent, they try but money makes the world go round.

If you like someone, tell them. They may like you, too. Worse case scenario, your friendship will collapse and you'll have to create a new group of friends

There are beautiful women then there are also handsome women

There's a BIG difference

Your social skills get stunted when all you interact with are same-sex unless you're really extroverted

You have a secret? Guess what? The whole department knows

You may look like nun now because of the uniform but at least you look like a hot prim and proper nun

Just try not to trip on your skirt when boarding public transportation

Rules are made to be bent but also actually try to follow them because it will be on your record

Co-ed:

Guys like girls who play hard to get, apparently

There's a lot more competition when the misogyny is very high

You learn how to be competitive and a good sport if you don't win

Social skills are pretty average unless you're an extrovert

Short hair but a girl? Better wear earrings because other people can't tell you apart from their bro, apparently

Its fun. Everything is competition but also its just school so try not to take it so seriously

Student, exlaining the art thing in detail: This part means [redacted] because [redacted] and [redacted]

Art teacher: We don't really need to know why so and so means what it does

Student: But the homework clearly said to explain why & what so and so means

Art teacher: That's not how this class works

Student: Then please specify that in your instructions

Art prof: You're old enough to understand what your audience need to know and not know about

THEY DON'T FUCKING LIKE YOU.

Its not a hint.

This isn't a k-drama.

They're not playing hard do get.

Be satisfied with the friendship you have and actually invest your time and feeling with someone you'll have a chance with aaand they also like you.