Scorpius Hyperion Potter né Malfoy

[so horny my eyes are defocusing] maybe i ccould be your sword

Whenever I’m telling someone that Harry’s bi because of the way he describes Bill, Draco, Cedric, etc., they usually reply by saying that it’s only because J.K. Rowling is a straight female. But the thing is: that doesn’t fucking matter. At all. It’s the way he was written, so it is who he is. Whether J.K. Rowling meant to do it or not, Harry was bi, and there isn’t anything that could convince me otherwise.

just remembered ginny’s 17th birthday present to harry was just …….. full-on snogging his brains out. like that was the whole present. she was like i’m going to kiss you like you’ve never been kissed before and you’re going to THANK me. the sheer audacity that that has ……. queen shit. legend behaviour. BIGGEST dick energy.

day 100 of do I want a wax seal or do I just want the drama of sealing a mysteriously heavy envelop with my house crest and have my rival gasp as it’s handed to them by the shaking hand of a servant who knows of our dark history

Draco for fucks sake