Lie to me, baby.

Psst! Have you heard about the great Captain Usopp?

Another Usopp from the sketchbook :)

Strawhat Crew (+ Shanks) as tweets Part 5

Strawhat Crew as tweets Part 2

It starts with a trim on Sanji here and one for Nami there before he starts getting bolder. He invests in different products and tools, a fancy buzzer, a pack of bobby pins, headbands and scrunchies. Most of them are for Nami, who would be the only one who’d let him really experiment with styles and braids and buns. And for the two of them, those early-but-not-too-early morning hours in during which Usopp places hairpins here and there- it’s their quality time, to laugh and quip and gossip just a tiny, little bit.

The others are less likely to linger- Sanji well-kept but averse to coming off as ‘feminine’, Luffy too excitable to sit still while Usopp pulls at strands of hair, Zoro’s hair too short and trimmed to do much of anything with. Usopp finds that he rlly likes to play the part of the sage, well-traveled barber with handy advise and a life well-lived- at least, with them. Though most of what he spouts is nonesense, the three of them listen, in their own way. Sanji plays off of his stories with a good hearted laugh, asking about any fair ladies he’s impressed with his looks. Luffy eats it all up, enough that he’s willing to hold his head still under the threat that Usopp’ll cut the story off if he doesn’t behave. Zoro dips his chin and closes his eyes, humming softly to show he’s awake and listening when Usopp trails off uncertainly.

Nami/Usopp