Vampires Will Probably Hurt You

ALSO A DADDY LONG LEGS is different in the UK vs USA. I learned that by arguing with some Brits because they said there was a daddy long legs on the wall, i looked and only saw an insect, argued with them all for 45 minutes until we all looked it up and saw that we were both correct.

an extremely good post addition

Haha

I think everybody should get $50 for free

the song of the summer for the 20th year in a row is helena by my chemical romance

the song of the summer for the 20th year in a row is give em hell kid by my chemical romance

the song of the summer for the 20th year in a row is to the end by my ch

TikTokers are such pussies when it comes to ships. “B-but they’re not canon 🥺🥺🥺😭😭😖😖” honey back in my day we shipped characters from entirely different medias uphill both ways in the snow

We need to reintroduce crackshipping into the zeitgeist. We use to be a society damnit.

20 fucking years of gay prison sex, the murder of 1000 evil men, a deal with the devil, cemeteries and we'll love again and we'll laugh again, we'll cry again and we'll dance again and it's better off this way - so much better off this way - i can't clean the blood off the sheets in my bed

I fully understand people getting upset at straight people in gay bars because gay/lesbian bars serve a certain function that straight people often just. Get in the way of. They're encroaching on the space. But whenever "no x at pride" discourse comes up I'm just like. You can't disallow anyone from pride have you guys ever been to a pride parade or event. It's a festival they aren't letting people in you literally just walk up. You're inevitably gonna have people who end up in the mix because the event is happening in front of their usual coffee place. You're gonna have to be okay with some straight guy being there regardless of your opinions there is literally nothing you can even do about it.

I would also much rather have someone's straight boyfriend or straight mom or straight grandpa there than homophobes or transphobes or cops. So there's that.

they should invent a laying in your bed all day that is healthy and good for you.