Aries: Laws of Life when I am in itĀ
Donāt stand in my way or make me waitĀ Ā
Donāt moan or bring down the mood with negativityĀ
Donāt complain that the food, or I am too spicy
If I loan you money - pay it back, I donāt like debts or fighting about money - everything else is fineĀ
Donāt treat me like a child even if I am acting like oneĀ
Let me find out things for myselfĀ
Taurus: Laws of Life when I am in it
Help yourself so I donāt have toĀ
Donāt wake me up I donāt care what time it isĀ
Donāt touch any of my food or it will become a police matterĀ
Donāt rush me or change plans at the last minute, thereās no guarantee Iāll attend
Pay back your debts - donāt just assume iĀ āhave enoughā
Respect my privacy and donāt intrude on my personal space
If youĀ ābreak itā you bought itĀ Ā
There is always room for dessertĀ
Gemini: Laws of Life when I am in it
Donāt interrupt me when Iām speakingĀ
What I said yesterday is irrelevantĀ
Opposite day can be any time without warningĀ
If youāve told me a story once I donāt want to hear it againĀ
I talk a lot, but I have a lot of secrets too, Iāll talk about those when I am readyĀ
Donāt tell me toĀ āgrow upā cause your jealous of my eternal youth
If I crave sugar I could be sad or nervous but Iām not certain and if you are touching my sensitive spots I will probably use inappropriate humour
Iāll probably be late and leave without telling anyone
Cancer: Laws of Life when I am in it
Donāt come into my life and then just leaveĀ
If I sayĀ ānothing is wrongā you should keep asking me what is wrong
If you touch any of my midnight snacks in the fridge we are done
Donāt try to make me aĀ āmorning personāĀ
Just let me have my moment, I may beĀ āgrown upā but sometimes it doesnāt feel that wayĀ Ā
Yes I know I am moody stop reminding me??
There is always room for dessertĀ
Leo: Laws of Life when I am in it
Donāt ignore me or give me silent treatmentĀ
If I say ānothing is wrongā you should keep asking me what is wrong
Donāt try to change or rearrange meĀ
Just let me have myĀ āmomentā while all things revolve around meĀ
Donāt question my loyalty or exploit my vulnerabilities and generosityĀ
Iām doing things my way. End of story.
Virgo: Laws of Life when I am in it
Ask me if I am in the right headspace to hear and help you with your problems, and I will do the sameĀ
Donāt tell me I am being āirrationalā, I know it is probably irrational, but just listen to me I am finally opening up
Donāt touch my things. Donāt use them and try to put them back in the same place. I will notice. Straighten it out. Rinse it off. Please.
Donāt make me stay if I donāt feel comfortableĀ
My silence means I donāt want to hear your voice or mine
Libra: Laws of Life when I am in it
Be happy for me about my new relationship, or at least pretend to be
Donāt make me use my temperĀ
I know when people say things behind my back, so try if you want to
I am your friend, I want to help but I am not your 24/7 therapistĀ
I wonāt tell you if I am not feeling well so you need to ask
Donāt assume that you can use me and think I wonāt just cut you out of my lifeĀ
If I donāt like a person or a place - theres a reason, I trust my instincts and I will leave, come with me or notĀ
Scorpio: Laws of Life when I am in it
No you donāt need to know my name or birthday. Respect my privacy
Once you betray me, you are dead to me, so you may as well act like it and not come near me
If I donāt respond to your message, donāt keep messaging. Donāt query me about my whereabouts or question my decisionsĀ Ā
Donāt question my sanity. Seriously. EverĀ
Your lies will hurt me more than a truth ever couldĀ
Donāt make me regret letting you into my lifeĀ
I need to vent, lament, and cry alone, if I say leave me alone I mean seriously donāt disturb me
Sagittarius: Laws of Life when I am in it
Itās 5 oāclock somewhereĀ
Donāt ask for my honesty and then get offended by the truthĀ
Donāt try to convince or convert me - about anything
No I donāt have plans but even if I did you probably wouldnāt be in them
Donāt accuse me of shit or start drama over nothingĀ
Donāt hang around if you donāt like surprisesĀ
Capricorn: Laws of Life when I am in it
Donāt speak down to me or treat me like a childĀ
Donāt expect me to solve all of your problemsĀ
I will give you advice but I donāt want anyĀ
I know where I came from and what I have been through - you donāt have to
If I havenāt responded donāt keep repeating yourself to get one
Sarcasm is my defence and I use humour at the most inappropriate moments just a warningĀ
Aquarius: Laws of Life when I am in it
Donāt intrude on my personal space. Drama is so boring
Everything ends with a question mark
Donāt question my beliefs or opinions, Iāve spent more time questioning and uncovering than you knowĀ
I need freedom to breathe, I need my own space and I wonāt change for anyone
We donāt use clocks in this bunkerĀ
What I do with my mind and body is my choice and it has no impact on you
Pisces: Laws of Life when I am in it
Donāt expect me to be a morning person, wake me and live a nightmare
You canātĀ āborrowā my shoes, my feet donāt fit into normal things
If I am crying offer me water so I donāt dehydrate and also affection
Donāt exploit my sensitivity and generosityĀ
When I sayĀ āyesā, chances are I want to sayĀ ānoāĀ
If I donāt like a person or a place - theres a reason, I trust my instincts and I will leave, come with me or notĀ
There is always room for one more glass