one must imagine sisyphus livin la vida loca
Sweet Seals For You, Always
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
art blog(derogatory)
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
todays bird

❣ Chile in a Photography ❣

titsay

if i look back, i am lost

Jar Jar Binks Fan Club

Product Placement
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
One Nice Bug Per Day
Mike Driver
The Bowery Presents

Discoholic 🪩

#extradirty

oozey mess
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one must imagine sisyphus livin la vida loca

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march 4th? unto where?
i think im getting better! :) [another event occurs]
How to get over agoraphobia when the little voice delivering it's logic is a fantastic lawyer without ripping all of your hair out first?

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I hate targeted ads but I also hate the untargeted gambling & ozempic ads (I dont like gambling and if I lost 10 pounds I'd die of malnutrition) maybe the truth lies somewhere inbetween... all ads are bad
The way people comment about adblock when this post was partially inspired by a bunch of weightloss ads I saw on a real physical subway station
Who's got the gif where a guy helpfully demonstrates how to install adblock on your local train station
@kropotkindersurprise maybe?
good guess!
(from this post)
Identifying melbourne bus stops:
Owens St/George St bustop connection between the 279, 295 and 318. Viewable on googlemaps.
Nah man that's a northern bobwhite
I love Bruce
I'm choosing to believe this is real because it's funny and hurts no one

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when me and my boyfriend make meals we have a tradition of sending each other unappetising off-centre photographs of them in poor lighting. we call this "wikipedia food".
I get to be more free as an adult than I ever did as a child and I think more kids need to know that. as a high schooler part of what made my depression so bad was being told over and over again that it was the most carefree time of my life. while I was trapped in an abusive home + amongst bullies at school + in a body that wasn’t right for me. opportunities to be carefree don’t end when you turn 18. you can be more you than ever as an adult and that’s such a gift. I know ‘it can get better’ is an annoying thing to see over and over when you’re as trapped as I was back then. and I know that if you’re still a kid you deserve to be free right this second. but it can and will get better and this is not where life stops being interesting. promise
I get to be more free as an adult than I ever did as a child and I think more kids need to know that. as a high schooler part of what made my depression so bad was being told over and over again that it was the most carefree time of my life. while I was trapped in an abusive home + amongst bullies at school + in a body that wasn’t right for me. opportunities to be carefree don’t end when you turn 18. you can be more you than ever as an adult and that’s such a gift. I know ‘it can get better’ is an annoying thing to see over and over when you’re as trapped as I was back then. and I know that if you’re still a kid you deserve to be free right this second. but it can and will get better and this is not where life stops being interesting. promise
The best restraint tool in vet med is a towel, hands down. Do you know how many things I’ve restrained with a towel?
Angry cat? Burrito it.
Scared bunny? Burrito it.
Tiny squish faced dog that you cant get a muzzle on? Burrito it.
Screaming macaw? Burrito it.
Injured wildlife? Burrito it.
I burritoed an arctic fox today. Last week it was a cormorant. Before that it was a blue heron. When in doubt, burrito it.
“A towel, [The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy] says, is about the most massively useful thing an interstellar hitchhiker can have. Partly it has great practical value. You can wrap it around you for warmth as you bound across the cold moons of Jaglan Beta; you can lie on it on the brilliant marble-sanded beaches of Santraginus V, inhaling the heady sea vapors; you can sleep under it beneath the stars which shine so redly on the desert world of Kakrafoon; use it to sail a miniraft down the slow heavy River Moth; wet it for use in hand-to-hand-combat; wrap it round your head to ward off noxious fumes or avoid the gaze of the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal (such a mind-boggingly stupid animal, it assumes that if you can’t see it, it can’t see you); you can wave your towel in emergencies as a distress signal, and of course dry yourself off with it if it still seems to be clean enough.”
― Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy
And, apparently, Burrito Goddamn Anything with hit.
You should always know where your Towel is.
i wonder how the curse will manifest today

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They're opening the largest one from 1975 in like 19 months.
fucking brutal section headings from the herman melville wikipedia page