Albert Alain Alkan [ASK/RP BLOG] @alkaninquiries - Tumblr Blog

ASKS ARE OPEN!

"Master Sakuya has requested I practice being more sociable. After careful deduction, I have concluded that one of these... 'ask-blogs' would be the best way to push me into being more inclined to converse."

#hatoful boyfriend #hatoful #hatoful bf #albert alain alkan #alaininquiries #lunch-break #rp ask blog #ask blog #ask me anything #asks open #//im so excited to get this up on its feet RAH

•18+ Adults Only

Watch Anya Live on Cam

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.

✓ Live Streaming✓ Interactive Chat✓ Private Shows✓ HD Quality✓ Free Actions

Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming

Albert, can you set a timer for 15 minutes

My contract lies with Master Sakuya and his demands only. Otherwise, I am not a personal Alexa.

I'm sure you'll find better assistance from the timer app on your smartphone. Or a clock on the wall. I'm sure there's one somewhere.

#alaininquiries #hatoful #hatoful bf #hatoful boyfriend #albert alain alkan #ask blog #for the record i am also not sakuya's personal alexa.#it just seemed like a fitting comparison.#//art by me

pee

Is there a joke I'm unaware of? Or are you lacking in the ability to communicate?

I was hoping to find more critical discussion. Or something.

#It is forcing me to reply though. That was my one goal.#Socializing through peculiar asks. Wonderful.#seriously though there's two of these.#???#hatoful #hatoful boyfriend #hatoful bf #albert alain alkan #ask blog #alaininquiries #//initially i wrote a really rude response and then realized he would not gaf enough to say allat. so it is lost to time

Full transparency;

Despite my impeccable memory and perfect sense of recollection, I had forgotten this account until today. My sincerest apologies, especially to the "do you fart" anon. I am certain your investment in my affairs had caused you significant heartbreak due to my hiatus.

. ◞꒷◟ ͜ ͜ ◞ྀི◟୨୧◞ྀི◟ ͜ ͜ ◞꒷◟

With that being said...

I believe someone has taught the young master about April Fools. Whoever it was, please do not show yourself in front of me. Such a strange, nonsensical holiday. I can't begin to wrap my head around how anyone could enjoy it. There are thousands of better uses for your energy. And yet--

Today, the young master requested I go a specific location. Very specific. There were exact routes given to me. As his faithful servant I followed to the best of my abilities, finding myself in the middle of an alleyway. Strange, but not unfamiliar to me.

There was a box.

The box had air within its confines and a note. "April Fools."

I am the April fool.

I wasted THIRTY minutes I could have put aside for quite literally anything else.

Damn it all.

#tea-time #alaininquiries #hatoful #hatoful bf #hatoful boyfriend #hatoful kareshi #albert alain alkan #motherfucker.#i hate this holiday.#ask blog #hatoful rp blog #in the year 2025 yes

caw.

#tea-time #(This means something.)#//It does not.

•18+ Adults Only

Watch Anya Live on Cam

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.

✓ Live Streaming✓ Interactive Chat✓ Private Shows✓ HD Quality✓ Free Actions

Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming

do you fart

"..."

"Perhaps I should have looked more into this website before making this account." (he walked away from the computer promptly.)

#hit-worthy #alaininquiries #hatoful boyfriend #hatoful #hatoful bf #ask blog

Trending Blogs

Last Seen Blogs

Albert Alain Alkan [ASK/RP BLOG]