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Despite my impeccable memory and perfect sense of recollection, I had forgotten this account until today. My sincerest apologies, especially to the "do you fart" anon. I am certain your investment in my affairs had caused you significant heartbreak due to my hiatus.
I believe someone has taught the young master about April Fools. Whoever it was, please do not show yourself in front of me. Such a strange, nonsensical holiday. I can't begin to wrap my head around how anyone could enjoy it. There are thousands of better uses for your energy. And yet--
Today, the young master requested I go a specific location. Very specific. There were exact routes given to me. As his faithful servant I followed to the best of my abilities, finding myself in the middle of an alleyway. Strange, but not unfamiliar to me.
There was a box.
The box had air within its confines and a note. "April Fools."
I am the April fool.
I wasted THIRTY minutes I could have put aside for quite literally anything else.
"Master Sakuya has requested I practice being more sociable. After careful deduction, I have concluded that one of these... 'ask-blogs' would be the best way to push me into being more inclined to converse."
OOC: Welcome to my funny little ask blog for the Faceless Triple Ace! This is a passion project widely stemmed from my fixation for a stupid crow man with little to no content.
My main blog is @oratoful~. Please remember that my pronouns are they/them ooc.
BLOG TAGS
#alkaninquiries - Asks & Answers.
#hit-worthy - Things that have been deemed hazardous enough by Albert to warrant less than legal actions /j
#tea-time - Little in character babbles and things that aren't related to asks.
#in-caw (get it? like- like in awe?? ok sorry) - Reblogs
#lunch-break - OOC posts
any tag with a // in front is also ooc :3
BLOG RULES & THINGS TO KEEP IN MIND
All things posted will be in character unless stated otherwise in the tags. (If any of your asks are intended for OOC please do state such.)
He currently works for Sakuya, meaning, you are more than free to ask about Sakuya or about how things are within the manor.
You are more than free to make flirtatious remarks towards Albert. Don't expect him to react warmly though.
NSFW is allowed. I am begging you not to go too overboard though. All posts answered in a suggestive or NSFW manner will be hidden under the cut + tagged.
This blog is run on headcanons and a dream. Albert doesn't actually have a lot of in-game content at this moment. So I'm doing my best. Apologies if my depiction of Albert doesn't fit your view of him.
Also, on the note of HCs, I don't mind asks about ships as long as they aren't something like- him and Sakuya or something with any of the St. Pigeonations students.
This blog is ran by a singular person, meaning patience on asks is HIGHLY appreciated <3. This also means that at points you may not receive a silly drawing with your question. Motivation comes and goes </3.