stand and deliver

dog im not reading that *collapses unconscious onto the floor* *gets back up but i look more sinister this time and red eyes* *more sinisterer voice* Dog... Let me read that..

shitshit shit. umm no its fine. does anyone see a grenade pin on tbe floor

hey sorry for being so snappish earlier i was in a bad mood. and im still in a bad mood so can you fuck off

i think folks are always being a little too flagrant with 'wouldnt wish this on my worst enemy' come on im sure that guy deserves it. youre being naive

my diva moment will have casualties

i don’t want to be angry anymore i’m never going to hate again unless someone says something really stupid or if i see something i don’t like at all or maybe just whenever i feel like it

whats so wrong with wishing people would die

well my fancy isnt even ticklish you asshole