Yes, Daddy.

💞 Choke her through her orgasm 💞

Oh…. just this.

Lmao this happened to me in university. I had to get plan B twice in 2 months and the pharmacist was super judgy and rude and told me I should stop “throwing myself around” or no one would marry me. Like ok? I wouldn’t want to marry anyone who was boring and vanilla anyway

The month before we decided to start trying Dean drove me to Walmart to get Plan-B, I didn’t think my mirena was working correctly, our relationship wasn’t completely solid and we were both dealing with our exs. Dean and I stood there together while the pharmacist made a decent enough scene and told us we basically had no business having sex if we couldn’t be responsible.

Shoutout to the girls who get wet from giving head

This is veryveryvery important. My wife was feeling down about herself the other night and asked me “why do I look like this?” And I immediately brought up a photo I had taken of a sculpture of Aphrodite I had taken at the Chicago MOMA. I said, “look at this picture. What does she look like?” And my wife very shyly answered “Me…” (Literally her body is IDENTICAL to the sculpture) so I replied “that is the Goddess Aphrodite. THAT is why your body looks like this.”

this makes me feel considerably better about myself

Brilliant…

YES !!!!!!

Join the club……xx

I want every name of the victims in my media coverage. I want to know what they did for fun. Who they were. I do not give a damn about this shooter. I do not want to remember HIS name. I want to remember THEIR names.