This is just a rant post ngl
Holland March is a scumbag, something we all know and love him for. But UGH he's such a interesting character.
I just finished reading The Nice Guys novel, and it gives some extra insights to Holland.
Healy is jealous of March, because March doesn't realize just how good he has it. And oh boy is he right.
Holland cheated on his wife, maybe once, maybe multiple times, but either way he did. He would come home late, barely able to stand because he was so drunk. All this she knew, and she loved him anyway. She believed in absolutes and to her Holland March was an absolute. And he loved her, and only her.
Holland is a pervert who looks at women and thinks about them boning him. He planted evidence when he was a cop so that a strip club he liked didn't lose business, putting an innocent guy behind bars for years. He scams old rich people out of their money and has his 13 year old daughter drive him around to bars so he can get drunk.
He's a shitty parent, Holly knows it, Holland knows it, everyone knows it, but despite that, Holly loves her dad and feels a sense of pride whenever he actually achieves something. Whenever she's in a scary situation, she imagines what her dad would do. She trusts that despite being a man who never follows through and breaks promises, would never break one he made to her.
And Holland would do anything to protect his little girl.
Hell even Healy himself cares for March, even if it's just a bit. He finds Holland to be a pain in the neck, an asshole, a deadbeat, but still, he can't help but think that he's still a nice guy. He protects March, jumping in to save him even if that means putting himself in danger. He cares for March's daughter, developing a soft spot for her. And continues to partner with March, despite calling him the "worlds worst detective" and forming The Nice Guys agency.
Holland March is an asshole, alcoholic, deadbeat, pervert, cheater, scammer, and coward. He knows this and hates himself for it. But despite this, he has people who love him unconditionally. And I'm not entirely sure March knows that
Healy's right. He really does have it good.
Anyways I just wanted to rant about March, I may also do a rant in Healy cause boy oh boy he's a character too.










