THE WORLD WITHOUT meeee :3

women hate me and fish have to avert their eyes in my presence lest they succumb to lust

if someone asks me what i did this year i will scream my lungs out and run away to a forest

now for the ultimate test. go to this website. set it to randomly generate ONE pokemon. all generations. all types. whatever it generates? thats you as a pokemon forever. what you get is what you get. NO RE ROLLING. now. who are you? i got goomy :^)

fuck all of you i got eevee

rb to put the person you rbed this from in a washing machJNWJW883)?NEKWMMWMMF TTURN THEWASHING MACHINE OFFFFF IM SPINNING

rb to put the person you rbed this from in a washing machJNWJW883)?NEKWMMWMMF TTURN THEWASHING MACHINE OFFFFF IM SPINNING

getting an office job after years of being a self-employed adhd nightmare was so funny though. like all through college and working for myself i assembled this terrifying patchwork of lifehacks and getting-things-done techniques and none of them ever seemed to work that well or for that long. but then i'm in an office where i have a defined set of tasks that need doing with no creative input on my part and suddenly i seem like a fucking productivity wizard. coworkers marvel at how quickly i work when they ask me to do something. what else would i be doing. we are at work. you asked me to fill out a form. why would it take longer than five minutes. what do you people do all day.

“Look at how much I can do when I don’t have to decide what to do first” pretty much sums up my transition from university to work life. Anyway now people at work think I’m some kind of SuperEmployee

It’s literally dark by 4pm. Do you think that’s good for me? Do you think I am loving that

i’m never going to overshare again i’m going to be so mysterious like georgenotfound

does anyone want my full name

autistic person watching anything: wow this character is so autistic

it’s literally thursday and im being so brave about it

Hibernation would fix me

girl fuck astrology how many siblings do you have and what’s their gender in what order

I don’t trust u if you’re an only-child (y’all can’t deal with conflict) or a guy with no sisters (self-explanatory)

does anybody have that cat poem, you know the one. not mary oliver's poem. the one about a cat growing up with you like brothers but him still being small whereas you've grown tall. i need a good cry