Rattle the Stars

None of y’all were there. Waiting for the bus. In the rain even

once i get taken out back and shot i'll be fine

ever since i was a little girl i knew i didnt have a competitive spirit

i dont agree or disagree i just thinks its intetesting

when god closes a door you reach your little paws under it and go mrrwwaaaooow mmreeaaow

happy friday the 13th/valentine's day double feature to all goths, emos, vampires, horror enthusiasts, reanimated corpses, romantics, weirdos, freaks, lovers, and everyone else who may celebrate

men and women are not opposites. men and women are not enemies. men and women are two parts of a broad coalition which fights against a mutual enemy: inkjet printers

*opens jacket* hey u wanna buy some oh jesus fuck it’s cold *closes jacket*

I glomped a man in reno just to hear him squee

…Oh, so by “gay”, you mean. Actually gay.

I don’t usually reblog stuff like this but tbh this is the kind of content I live for.

my diva moment will have casualties

starting my lifelong collection of pictures of cats in ukrainian folk clothing now.

love these

okay so this is wildly off this blog’s “theme”, but can somebody pls explain to me what these two middle-aged men are doing to each other with their fingers?