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I am Alistair. I am above you. Do not bother me.

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Shilo made me make this.
I am Alistair. I am above you. Do not bother me.

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Why must people force human morals onto 'legandaries'.
That is a force of nature, they are so far from removed from the concepts of 'good' and 'evil' and the role of 'protector'.
You set yourself up for dissapointment, you worship beings that could never help you. That don't want to help you.
My ears are ringing.
id like to hit you with a metal pipe to see your reaction. :3
.... I would very much prefer you not... Do That?
you can hit with a metal pipe a little the alistair. as a treat.
id like to hit you with a metal pipe to see your reaction. :3
.... I would very much prefer you not... Do That?

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HEY WHY AM I IN BED
i wanted to sleep outside!!!! 3:<<<
Do you want to be eaten Alive by Mosquitos?
pssh they never even bother me
I will be Sure to Never assist you Again
HEY WHY AM I IN BED
i wanted to sleep outside!!!! 3:<<<
Do you want to be eaten Alive by Mosquitos?
I awaken to the sound of Gnawing on my door, to see that green Rattata Staring at me. I follow it after it refuses to Leave, and What do I Find?
You Truly thought this was a good place to Sleep?
I theorize this must have happened Mid-Excited "Zoomies."
Why is she running in circles.
Suppose it is Better than the usual physical reactions to this Website.
What did You DO.

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why am i in bed again
why is there a lock on the door
*scratch scratch scratch* let me oooooit
Rin locked you in there since every other time we have Attempted to make you Rest you have tried Increasingly Desperate measures to "sneak out" despite the most Logical Option being to actually DO said Resting.
i think You just have an obsession with locking people into their rooms forever and now have an excuse to do it to me finally
... whos gonna take care of the place. YOU??? AHAHAHA!!!! ... sorry but also not really sorry
I deserve this "Low Blow" I suppose.
No, it will Not be Me. Your Zoroark and the rest of the team is more than Capable of running the place at the Moment since it is at Low Capacity and many of the routine chores are Automated anyway.
Rest.
oh i see youre just going to make the POKEMON do all the work? are you paying them???? thats SLAVERY. you are doing INDENTURED SERVITUDE. this is a rights violation. im calling the.... the senate or... or god... or whatever... why is everything spinning
I believe I will let you "Burn Yourself Out", as I have seen it be called, now.
why am i in bed again
why is there a lock on the door
*scratch scratch scratch* let me oooooit
Rin locked you in there since every other time we have Attempted to make you Rest you have tried Increasingly Desperate measures to "sneak out" despite the most Logical Option being to actually DO said Resting.
i think You just have an obsession with locking people into their rooms forever and now have an excuse to do it to me finally
... whos gonna take care of the place. YOU??? AHAHAHA!!!! ... sorry but also not really sorry
I deserve this "Low Blow" I suppose.
No, it will Not be Me. Your Zoroark and the rest of the team is more than Capable of running the place at the Moment since it is at Low Capacity and many of the routine chores are Automated anyway.
Rest.
why am i in bed again
why is there a lock on the door
*scratch scratch scratch* let me oooooit
Rin locked you in there since every other time we have Attempted to make you Rest you have tried Increasingly Desperate measures to "sneak out" despite the most Logical Option being to actually DO said Resting.
Food that's like, it feels good/safe to eat I guess? Bringing back good memories?
Hm. Incomprehensible, but I shall Attempt to find these comfort food items.
It’s food that feels good to eat when you’re crying
Eating while crying is a Choking Hazard.

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... Assistance Required. What is "Comfort Food."
Ridiculous. You would think someone who's Job it is to Mix a Drink would do so directly. I have gotten nothing but mouthfulls of Whipped Cream for Five Minutes.