alistart? more like alisfart

odysseus tying himself to the mast but he's doing some proto shibari type shit to make his tits look really good and his crew isn't saying anything but it's kind of hard not to notice

men b like wow I’ve never met a girl who liked music before..

You obviously know nothing about men if this is what you think they say

Men will see a mouse and eat it

No they won’t because why would anyone eat a mouse that’s stupid not all men are bad and not all men are stupid you may have had a bad experience with a man but not all men are bad granted there bad men but instantly accusing all men as bad is immature I’m dating a man and he is nowhere near stupid and I know for a fact that he won’t eat a mouse and in pretty sure I could name at least five other men that won’t do something as immature as that and saying that a man will see a mouse and eat it won’t get you a anywhere with a man if anything it will drive them away.

A man will see a mouse and be like is anyone else gonna eat this and not wait for an answer

I honestly do just presume everyone in the world has watched naruto I just can't comprehend a person that hasn't witnessed rock Lee take off his training weights or seen naruto sit sadly on a swing 50 times so when I see someone say they've never seen naruto I just don't believe them they have definitely watched naruto it is a universal life step

could you guys please stop shattering my world view

Is that a valid argument in your pants or is it just a phallacy?

i can be so normal about knights. come closer

it’s the devotion and repression and also the armor

for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits

this is easily one of the videos i’ve ever seen

"post without tags?" OH IM FUCKING SORRY #BEES #9/11

what?

a second bumblebee has hit the flowers

ohhh

going to get my blood tested and dr acula and nurse feratu walk in. hope everything is ok

i’m like 95% sure nobody on this site actually knows what rawing means