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Some of you grew up watching the version of The Lion King that had the Morning Report Song scene in it and it really shows
Potatoes and Molasses: *plays*
Me: nice
Potatus et Molassus: *plays*
Me, sobbing: nice
So I just finished rereading The Battle of the Labyrinth and!! Holy shit?? Nico is literally ELEVEN YEARS OLD and he does all this shit on his own and I’m just -
And at the end percy just lets him leave to just fend for himself like?? Percy?!? This boy is a BABY WHAT ARE YOU DOING????
Hades ghostwrote this

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brushy brushy
I don’t know who is more brave: the shoeless girl or the person behind the camera
Saw some photos of them behind scenes on fb and put them together yno
this looks like a new meme format
How inch resting that vampires are supposed to be the absolute epitome of beauty…and they’re all skinny….much to think about….smeyer explain yourself
Inch resting
movie tropes that will never get old to me:
a thing happens + two people exchanging money in the back
fourth wall breaking
“give up all your weapons” and that one guy that spends the entire evening taking his weights worth out his pockets
*a terribly loud crash* meowing/ car sirens heard offscreen
alternatively: a terribly loud crash and one of the characters going “oops” in the most casual voice
“fuck you” “well if you insist”
#alternatively alternatively: *terribly loud crash w/ sirens and cat screeching*#person: *off camera* ‘I’M OKAY’ (via @zenlida)
character being all “you expect me to do X?” Gilligan Cut to character doing X
the squad gets captured and interrogated separately, and they’re all telling equally terrible, completely contradictory lies
people completely missing the completely unsubtle, very visible dangerous thing in the room with them
alternatively, people absolutely seeing the completely unsubtle, very visible dangerous thing in the room with them and just not giving a shit
bonus points if it’s a beleaguered minimum wage employee who just goes about their business like “yep same shit as always”
someone pretending they don’t know another character is eavesdropping, only to casually reveal at the end of the scene that they know (*leaving* “tell tom that he can come out now” *tom drops from the ceiling in spy gear, irritated*)
choosing to deal with the villain by just leaving them alone in a room with another character
the “hands go down” trope
example: “any questions?” *everyone’s hands go up* “…that AREN’T sarcastic?” *everyone’s hands go down*
how could all y'all forget “ACT NATURAL!”
These are all great but let’s not forget two characters giving extremely biased flashbacks to the same event that each paint the other as an incompetent loon
i would like to respectfully add: scenes where a character walks into a room, sees something scary, and turns around and walks out with no reaction or change of expression
a high-stakes zany action scene forced to come to a complete halt while some characters take a very, very long elevator ride
Also when someone is lying through their teeth and we get flashbacks of what actually happened as they go through their version of events
Great contributions people but I am insulted and completely lost faith in humanity since that no one has yet mention clearly the superior of all tropes: the best of both worlds Telephone Edition ™️ where one character in complete distressed/in a distressed situation either calls or gets a call from another character that doesnt register/is unfazed by anything happening from the other line
Nico talking about Bianca’s death to Hades
Hades: I’m sorry, can you stop doing that weird thing with your face?
Nico: …Crying?

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Can you make a special Hades thing for me?
Hades: I’m unlovable. I am hated and deserve to be. I don’t belong with anyone. I must keep to myself and push away anyone who gets to close. Like the dead, I am destined to thrive in a cold world and left forgotten. This is my purpose in life and will continue to be forever and I am content with that.
Nico: I’m a bit depressed....
Hades: I Will Not Stan By This^TM
My friend was trying to get me to join a disease-related cult, but I heard Turkish March by Mozart playing somewhere so I started yelling, “OKAY BUT THIS FUCKING SLAPS,” as the music kept getting louder. My friend then pulled out a gun and shot me in the leg.
ok, but the music fucking slaps, though
Beatdrop at 0:51
Is nobody going to mention about op being shot or..???
people who draw nico di angelo looking badass or cool are SO funny like nico is, in my mind at least, a scrawny ass 5'3 15 year old boy who gets 4 hours of sleep MAXIMUM and wears a parka because he thinks it’s a fashion statement. nico holds a sword and calls himself the ghost king but he is physically incapable of looking badass because he always wears an entire happy meal in the form of various crumbs on his shirt. nico’s hair is like, 50% grey and it’s getting greyer by the minute. the bags under his eyes go against tsa rules. he goes to pull out a weapon from his jacket and ends up pulling out a stack of mythology pokémon cards. nico di angelo is a MESS and i will not stand for any other interpretation of his character
Oh, look, there’s words for this feeling
If you have a cat please reblog this with its name please and thank you
Timid ❤️
incroyable… happy elephant day to all
Tag yourself which elephants are u

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Me @ Historians when they try to say everyone is straight:
Ignorance to someone's gender identity is like hearing americans calling bathrooms "bathrooms" that don't even have baths in them