The Perimeter of Me

my favorite thing about the title ‘teenage mutant ninja turtles’ is how every word throws you a new curveball

like, teenage? Solid starting point. Popular protagonist demographic. I can understand that. Suddenly hard left into ‘mutant’ and oh shit that’s wild are we going into xmen territory here? How are they gonna play this? Let’s wait and s- ninjas? Yo this can’t possibly get cooler ninjas are wild right? And then suddenly they end with ‘turtles’ and your hopes and dreams don’t know what to do anymore and your entire worldview has been shattered. Good title.

I want to be politically informed and educated but I also wanna have a good day and be in a good mood. Do you see my problem?

guys i dont thrive as a single gurl at all im such a boring bitch im bad at hookup culture and i just want to find my person and hang out w them until i die

Ur so right asfhkflshkms

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This was deadass cute though 😂

little known fact, once you are older & no longer in school, time stops being real. did that thing happen one year ago? two? five? a few months ago? who knows.