*spontaneously combusts*

If Bingleman ever went to school together, Grant would definitely be the Class Clown, and Hornkus would be the ‘special kid,’ who nobody liked. Even the teachers were confused as to why they were friends.

contrary to popular belief i think calvin's adhd is, funnily enough, medicated. he takes extended release ritalin every morning alongside his chocolate frosted sugar bombs. this is because he appreciates being more easily able to focus on his various Schemes, Projects, and Machinations while more effectively ignoring schoolwork

calvin's dad pulling up to the house and seeing the whole driveway covered in a (completed) snowman recreation of the entire terracotta army and he takes a deep breath and greets calvin's mom with "i see calvin remembered his methylphenidate today"

One of the most annoying genres of people on the internet are people who act like they believe science is one single monolithic thing. Like, you'll see an article saying something like "scientists studying the movement of tectonic plates", and then in the comments there'll be several smug people saying "smh why are scientists doing this instead of finding a cure for cancer", like. Why would a geologist be doing that.

deepen the shadows bro. it'll be ok

i meant art-wise but if any dark sorcerers see this. you do you

If Bingleman ever went to school together, Grant would definitely be the Class Clown, and Hornkus would be the ‘special kid,’ who nobody liked. Even the teachers were confused as to why they were friends.

if you reblog this your gay

hey its me your doctor. idgaf