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Jingle All The Way (1996) dir. Brian Levant

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“Seven days a week, 24 hours a day, I miss you”

— 3 am thoughts (via suspend)

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Feeling amazing! I love my family! I love being clean and sober, I love life!

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sindri42

Every cat I have known would immediately climb up through the hole and start stealing everybody’s food.

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Crime porthole

if-i-was-a-wyrm

this was designed by cats

ilovecatsandbaking

Just get one of these and put them over the whole, you can have cat and food protection.

lurking96

You imprison miette. You put her under the glass like the cheese. Jail for mother for hundreds of years.

hugtheteadrinkthekitten

this is the most deadpan miette I've ever heard omg

mikugenesisevangelion

that’s because miette’s had enough

staravenger7285

Terrifying, thanks for the nightmares

Does anyone even follow me anymore? Oh and this is Nyx, she is the Goddess of the Night. Bow before her!

troubleshipping

“Oh no there’s only one bed” trope doesn’t really work with Team Rocket because honestly they’d be more like “oh my god look, a bed!”

tumblunni

Dude they canonically sleep all cuddled into a pile even when there isnt a bed

troubleshipping

Perfect addition, and I love that so much

troubleshipping

Allow me to add a collection of Team Rocket casually sleeping on each other, because this is the only reason I’m alive

Honestly they could have a million beds and they’d still end up sharing one

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bulbasaur-propaganda

Growing up with your starters

Artist: esasi8794 / Twitter

chabbit

The captions are also really cute, although they mostly describe what’s in each photo:

Bulbasaur: Somehow, nomming on my clothes… has become a weird habit of theirs.

Venusaur: That hasn’t changed now that they’ve grown, but they’re very gentle.

Charmander: It’s my first attempt, but I made a plushie so that he wouldn’t get lonely.

Charizard: That plushie seems to be his favorite even now.

Squirtle: Squirtle’s a bit timid and hides behind me at the smallest things.

Blastoise: Looks like they’re scared of the first Pichu they’ve seen. You’re not really hiding!

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@noelle217

gale-gentlepenguin

This is adorable

arrghigiveup

They just posted some more!

[source]

kradeiz

And some more!

eeveelution-appreciation

You forgot these!!!

cubonepropoganda

I’m disappointed that these were left out

a-redharlequin

SO MANY GOOD ONES AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

godofhyperrainbows

If I ever don’t reblog this, kill me

breastexpansionlover

Way too wholesome for being ignored.

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Same energy

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brandixxoxo

Today I found out I’m a cavewoman 😂😂😳

alienk1ng

Yo I’m crying

yessoupy

GOD I just want to be CREATIVE but all my energy is being used to survive

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