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shark vs the universe
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Acquired Stardust
trying on a metaphor
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祝日 / Permanent Vacation
izzy's playlists!
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PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
YOU ARE THE REASON
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@alien-interface
Imagine getting yourself caught up in your own bullshit, couldn't by *my* fave-
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extremely evocative textbook diagram
ryland grace joins a star wars erotic roleplay discord on a whim because some random misfiring neuron buried in his subconscious is like "well maybe i could [censored] an alien" and he mostly just lurks there at first, and discovers to his disappointment that most of the people there are just roleplaying the human characters??? nobody wants to roleplay one of the fucking. i don't know, the fucking bug people from attack of the clones with him. and then when someone does agree to roleplay with him, they get their feelings hurt by his extremely reasonable constructive criticism about their speculative xenobiology worldbuilding. the mods keep telling him to chill out, this is supposed to be for fun, but how is grace supposed to have fun when people keep getting their made up alien bug facts wrong. anyway then they have to ban him from star wars erotic roleplay discord because he keeps picking fights with people about like the alien krebs cycle or some shit. do you all see my vision.
adrian: obviously grace and rocky have a deep bond that i can't really fully understand from being alone in space saving the universe
grace: obviously rocky and adrian have a deep bond that i can't really fully understand from being married for almost two centuries
rocky: hello eriddit. i (302M) have two mates (337X) (40M) who are both brilliant scientists. i love them both very much and was very excited when they started courting each other. however WIBTA if i thought they were too close? like i'm no slouch or anything, i'm an engineer, but you get these two talking about origin of life research and it starts going WAY over my carapace —
I accidentally tripped and fell into this AU. I keep seeing different takes on “the guy in the polaroid is actually Colt,” and “what if Colt faked his death right before the Hail Mary launch so they told Ryland he was dead,” but-
Imagine if Colt faked his death right before the launch and they found his jacket in the harbor. Imagine if Stratt pulled some kind of strings to get his jacket on the ship as one of Ryland's personal items before anyone realized Colt was still alive…
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Heading out of town to see family, so did one more "I'm taking this crack ship seriously " doodle before heading out
SPOILERS FOR THE LATEST CHAPTER
@zeezombiex Thanks for the new chapter to scream over!
this isn’t rage, it’s too specific
Assad "Keeps Breaking Fangs" Zaman and Eric "Claws Cutting Things" Bogosian
friend group in their 20s
friend 1: just folded laundry for 3 hours 😊
friend 2: i think my stomach wall is eroding guys idk what to do
friend 3: have u seen a doctor yet???
friend 2: well nooo...
friend 4: someone is at my door 😰
friend 1: just cleaned the sinks and toilets 😍
friend 2: no really the light is fading from my eyes
friend 4: a tree fell on my neighbor
you: just got off work is anybody free
[a hot, silent wind blows]
all the luck in the world
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i dont watch it but its very funny to me that iwtv s1 episode titles are like We Burn Eternally Beneath The Hateful Fury Of A Deity’s Ancient Vengeance and iwtv s3 episode titles are like Cleveland
Bringing in a nonbinary character just to mock them with out of touch pronoun jokes was a CHOICE. That’s not on AMC either. That’s the writers.
Ghosts aren't real, it was probably just the house settling that gave you that blowjob
you have to forgive the printer because it's one of the most machine-ass machines we interact with on a day to day basis. that thing says kerchunk. hardly anything says kerchunk these days. you can't get mad at her when she kerchunks up a little.
Crazy that tech has gotten so bad that we're doing printer forgiveness now
I love you, crowsfeet; I love you, gray hairs; I love you, sun spots; I love you, smile lines; I love you, crinkle between my eyebrows; I love you, crooked smile; I love you, visible signs of a life lived
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my least favorite literary smut turn of phrase is when a guy is like “im gonna ruin this pussy” “im gonna wreck this pussy for anyone else” like stop.. thats not yours…!
“Imma destroy that pussy” my friend 😔
