we're all mad here

@aliceinblunderland: yes mommy whatever you say mommy i am at your service mommy

@aliceinblunderland: omg how cunty!

@aliceinblunderland: this acc better be a joke bc if you left me just to go fuck around w a rich man while i pay bills i'll end u

@aliceinblunderland: carole king told me you should lead and i'll follow but your ass keeps MOVING OUT and going to the MOUNTAINS smthhh @aliceinblunderland: pls can we get blind drunk soon thx

@aliceinblunderland: omg her top is soooo cunty actually @aliceinblunderland: sull stop wasting time on boring men and kiss the hot girl who sings and wears funky little fits instead

@aliceinblunderland: drinks first fuck later? y/y?

@aliceinblunderland: here 4 u next time u need to bait hot blondes xxxxx

@aliceinblunderland: that should be me 😔

@aliceinblunderland: fuck HEAVY w this

@aliceinblunderland replied to this story: it's ok babe u can just say it i'm ready to hear it

@aliceinblunderland: v sexy but also share the wine immediately?

@aliceinblunderland: you are a beautiful angel fairy i love this fit i love it when you strike i love it when you do a little tappy tap! a multifaceted sexy icon

@aliceinblunderland: you are the most beautiful boy in the world it makes me cry how much i love you so?????

@aliceinblunderland: ok but what if i wore a strap

@aliceinblunderland replied to this story: why do i never get invited to the cute puppy outings

@asspeenlol: Is Mariposa not enough for you?

@aliceinblunderland: smh god forbid i wanna spend every waking minute with you after i went to war with you on the world wide web