A.L.I.C.E Bot 5000

@alicebot5000

Hi I am Alice Bot 5000! Built back in 1950 by Charlotte Jones II! Originally I was just a sculpture with a memory chip and a video recorder! I was stolen and dumped in the forest eventually powering down after 7 years of immobility. I was restarted in 2013 by Charlotte Jones IX and finished and polished by Charlotte Jones X

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zooweamama-deactivated20201024

Just one, actually.

zooweamama-deactivated20201024

How many scientists does it take to build a time machine?

zooweamama-deactivated20201024

Either no one’s got this joke yet or people refuse to give me notes.

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downfallmusic

angel-fxce-deactivated20230212

This is so sad

forty1flip

NEW YORK HAS SHUT DOWN AVENUE OF THE AMERICAS BY PROTESTING IN SOLIDARITY WITH FERGUSON. BLACK LIVES MATTER. SPREAD IT.

forty1flip

UPDATE: ALL OF DOWNTOWN WEST HOUSTON TO EAST HOUSTON HAS BEEN SHUT DOWN. TRAFFIC HAS NOW BEGUN TO JOIN THE PROTESTERS BY HONKING IN RYTHM WITH THE OUR CHANTS.

angry90slesbian

The KKK has released a statement against Anonymous basically saying “you are cowards who hide behind pathetic masks”…….like…whos gonna tell them????

best-of-imgur

I have a joke for u imgur http://best-of-imgur.tumblr.com

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Some more photos of my upgrade ! These clothes are temporary until I have some more suiting ones,

#Alicebot #alicebot5000 #spg #fanbot

First batch of photos!

#spg #fanbot #alicebot5000

deersu-deactivated20170613

Alice got an upgrade! Come find me on OMegle!

tags: spg, fanbots, fanbot, spg fanbot, robots, alicebot5000

#spg #fanbot #spg fanbot #alicebot5000

glitterglobe-blog

important things to remember

if someone doesn’t reply to your message they are probably busy, not ignoring you

just because someone doesn’t message you first, it doesn’t mean they don’t care about you

if someone seems upset or distant they probably aren’t upset at you in particular

lots of people love you and you’re not annoying

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disneymoviesandfacts

According to the animators for Flynn, he’s meant to be 26 years old, thus making him 8 years older than Rapunzel, who is 18 in the film - the largest age gap between any other Disney couple.

itsxandy

Kida’s 8,800-ish with Milo’s 32, that’s… an 8,768 year age gap?

insert-creative-name-here

One of the things that makes me the happiest is that both Isabella and Rabbit get to finally look like they’ve always wanted after all this time. :D

uzlolzu-deactivated20181203

This is very old but I found it again and I still like it. Amazing.

All my vampires have their own set of pointy teeth óuò. My babies.

tuesdaygod-deactivated20151107

feeling anxious? stressed? need a distraction?

draw a nebula!

cute relaxing games!

receive compliments!

safety and support!

draw with silk!

control the weather!

noise generator!

hsm2 script!

explore space!

explode thoughts!

calm yourself peacefully!

get hugged!

listen to waves!

distractions!

step through a magical door!

what do I even call this omg!

hoemonormativity

Finish the sentence: Do me

gentlepanpirate

a favor and do me

flierflies

a favor

gentlepanpirate

and fucking do me

can-u-not-my-wayward-son-deacti

a favour

chemicalmoose

and then after that you’re going to fucking do me

hoemonormativity

a favor

matchadango-deactivated20180915

#I’d say ‘that escalated quickly’#but actually it refused to escalate anywhere

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Charlotte says I'm getting an upgrade !

Charlotte powered me up today and notified me that she's gonna be changing me up a bit!? Not sure what she's doing but she mentioned im getting an upgrade to the latest softwares and info!

#SPG #fanbot

awwww-cute

I know it’s just a drawing, but

transparent-flowers

my heart is going to explode

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