☆Ugh☆

not to be a gojo hater but if my bad bitch committed genocide and went off to start a cult i'm joining him because i know damn well i'm not pulling another bitch like him

is this ship popular because it’s legitimately compelling or is it popular because it’s the easiest to decontextualize and write college roommate AUs about?

this post broke containment and is getting ‘let people have fun and enjoy things’ comments, so i want to clarify that i hate fun and want to personally bludgeon everyone who has ever written a college roommate AU with a hammer

drunk and in love and full of food i think only the torturer eel could harm me

hello

fuck my whole entire life

Oh Malik Ishtar you are soooooo Maneater by Nelly Furtado coded (shakes him like a dog toy)

Let! That! Baby! Eat!!!!!!

absolutely LOST in the sauce