A wild tale.

therapist: how are you? me: fine how are you

Anybody else thinking about dick?

All the time

oh, well being an asexual i ACTUALLY think about REAL things like SCIENCE.

Literally no one asked

she sayin dick ain’t real?

This is surreal

I got my heart broken and I survived, I failed 3 courses in university and graduated, I got rejected in the very first job I applied for and got promoted yesterday, I went through hard times with my family but then two years later, we laughed our hearts out over lunch, The closest friends disappointed me several times but I made new friends and loved them with all my heart. I did it once, I can do it again.

I NEEDED THIS SO BADLY

that golden moment when your “useless knowledge” comes up in conversation and you sound like the smartest person in the room but really you just spend too much time on wikipedia