Ali Applesauce

the older i get, the more i relate to stanley from the office. napping, pretzel day, and a general hatred of humanity? dude gets it

aristotle, more like arisTHOTle am i right?

*puts perfume on to facetime*

growing up is really hard when you’re a solid 5 and your best friend is a 10/10. suddenly, yet another boy is asking her out and it’s like i’m kinda jealous but more than anything i’m like YOU GO GIRL! MAKE MOMMA PROUD!

just learned it's dora the explorER not dora the explorA and basically MY WHOLE LIFE IS A LIE

been watching Heroes on Netflix (just started s4) and all I can think about is tf happens to Molly during season 3? Like she's super important to Matt and then all of the sudden she's just gone? Are they every gonna tell us where tf she went or what

if you're every feeling left out and forgotten just remember that there's a fourth Jonas brother

ugh I think the hardest part about growing up for me was not fitting in. when I was younger, I always had a friend to play with but now, I'm always left out of everything and it's just so hard for me

tfw you’re in the car and the turn signal clicker matches up with the song on the radio and everything is just so perfect