Why am I still on this hell site

keeping all my desires stored in my moist and delicate body until they start rotting me from the inside out 

maybe this to-do list will fix me

Need head from a broad with acid reflux. Make it sizzle princess

how does tumblr think they can possibly police the content on this website

RIP Lydia Bennet, you would've loved Tinder

king arthur was supposed to rise when the worlds need was greatest so. wakey wakey! someone knock on his tomb or something

i love mechanic pencils ... the elegance of a pen and the kindness of a pencil

i’m so strong and brave for being a woman in her twenties

i could fix him but honestly whatever the hell is wrong with him is way funnier

I’m really into internet discourse but only pointless and stupid internet discourse like how many holes there are in a straw (it’s 2)

I’m sorry but mathematically speaking this question has a single objectively correct answer, which is 1 hole. This can be very simply proven; a straw and a torus are homotopic, and a torus has one hole.

i odnt think thats true one of my friends is a taurus and hes fine with gay people