The 'earth' without 'art' is just 'eh'

they were like “hey guys we need an artist photo for famous composer and conductor leonard bernstein (1918-1990). there’s tons of professional photos of him especially in his later years so lets just-” and then Gay Dave from accounting who already had “leonard bernstein shirtless” open in three different tabs was like “actually i’ve got one already, don’t worry” 

he was the rocking twink all along

so my conductor actually briefly met bernstein and was invited to one of his after-parties (after bernstein had conducted beethoven’s fifth) and my conductor declined because “I had heard about bernstein’s parties, and they were not for nice little boys from detroit like me” so yes this is an accurate picture of him. he was a professional and great at his job but he also…had fun