hi

cousins and coworkers are addicted to getting pregnant

they are poisoning us today with a thursday poison little do they know we’ve been through a few thursday poisonings so it won’t kill us just yet

Can’t get this on any other social media

apparently vic’s vapor rub goes exitinct ? i’ve been using the same vapor rub for years and apparenlty it went bad in the 2010s ..

expired .

Made a vrai pas at the function the other day. I said the truest and most apt thing anyone could have said in that moment. The host wept and insisted on shaking my hand. He said he had never seen someone with such a complete command of social cues and contexts

You can support imprisoned people by sending them letters of support and money to use for the commisary and phone calls. Being in prison is expensive. Don't write anything that would get them in trouble. Prisoners' mail is read by guards.

Feeling old yet? Breaking Bad ended in the year 1890.