The Zealous;

The last thing that I plan on doing is staying around this place for the rest of my life. Believe me. There’s a party at my house on Friday, you’re welcomed to come if you wanna. It’s Sugar’s birthday party.

You’re throwing a party for Sugar? If you can promise it won’t be a flop, I might make time to come to it.

Come and hitchhike across the country with me. It’ll be fun as hell. Entertain you? I can do that. I’m good at entertaining. 

You would like that, wouldn’t you? Me as company while we get into any and everything. Could be fun. You tell me when you want to entertain me and how and I might consider.

Santana: do you miss me yet?

I literally have no clue, honestly and this is true. Did you get someone to entertain you?

I’m not interested in being here for the rest of my life. I’ve got better things to do. I did. It wasn’t that hard.

I honestly couldn’t tell you. I’m almost certain that I talk about escaping Lima on a daily basis, so I can’t relate to those people who want to stay. There’s no way around the fact that they’d be settling. 

I can’t tell you why they want to stay but I can’t say that I ever want to be stuck in this hell hole that we call Lima, Ohio. I’ve got bigger plans for myself and hotter boys than could ever climb out of the wood works here. If someone wants to settle here, they have nothing going for them.

I don’t know who in their right mind would stay here their whole lives. Maybe my parents have the right idea by never being around - this place is so toxic.

It really is a very toxic place. The feeling of it just drags you down. It’s horrible and I’m ready to get out.

Getting out of Lima can to a lot for a person. If you found anything to do, you should let me know so next time I can join in.

It can and I don’t do it enough. I didn’t get out of here but I had a night with a friend and that was a good time. Do you have any ideas about things to do?

I know everyone is offended and shocked by all the lima losers actually saying these things and I don’t really care about all that. Lets focus on finding things to do until we get out of this place.

Good because you shouldn’t care about all that. I think I’d rather have you caring about other things, like being between my legs.

Abuela is just upset right now. But we need to be there for Santana right now.

I know she is. Trust me. All I hear is her screaming all night about random stuff. We’re going to be, Danny. No matter what the situation, we will always be there.

I don’t plan on staying around Lima but I’m sure some people just like the idea of staying home! Sometimes home is where the heart is! I hope you found something to do.

So, you’re telling me that you think people plan on staying in this horrible place because it’s where their heart is? You truly are a saint.

Do people really do that? You just have to find the right motivation and keep with it. Did you find any fun? I know there’s a party tonight.

People really do that. What kind of motivation do you have? I could use some of whatever you’ve got. I did find fun and while I’m late, I should say I did go to that party last night. It was shockingly good.

Who has said that? Everyone I meet wants to get out of here. They totally need a push in the right direction. Well hopefully you found someone to keep you company. But there is a party for Sugar’s birthday tonight if you want to make an appearance. 

Some idiots at school. Nothing new just people who think that staying in Lima is a good life choice. I did. My night didn’t totally go to waste. It was a good party, now to find something to do tonight.

Oh, my face? Thanks. I mean I’m not really sure what I want to do yet so it really depends on whatever that is. Of course! The River Why is a good movie. Also, The Godfather is a classic. Also I saw Creed, a while while back. It was good.

Yeah, your face. You’re hot so it just seems like you’d want to be that hot guy who gets out of here. I haven’t heard of any of those movies besides Godfather and I feel like they aren’t really my style at this point. Thanks for the suggestions anyway.

There are people who talk about staying around Lima for the rest of their lives? Like… willingly?

Yup, willingly. I don’t know why, so don’t feel bad if you don’t get it either.

You’re looking for something entertaining to do here? Hm. Good luck.

I’m sure with the right company it might not be too hard to find someone to entertain just right.

Maybe they just aren’t sure what to do with their lives. That’s a thing for most people.

Maybe but even whenever they know, they don’t plan on leaving.

Who the fuck is talking about staying here forever? No one wants that. Trust me.

Some kids at school, that’s all they’ve been talking about. I’m like don’t you want to live your life away from this place? It’s so boring.