Alexonymous

The most obvious hint that I am getting old is I can no longer handle the brightness of any type of laptop TV or phone screen, my shit be on zero. Brightness all the way down. It’s not lit, it’s dim my guy

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find someone who will be there for you at 2am when you’re falling apart, but also at 3pm when you love life and they make you love it more

rest in fucking pieces

Sometimes it blows my mind that there are people that don’t wear glasses/contacts. Like they can literally see with no aid. Like they wake up and just be out here seeing. What a wild concept.

i complemented this guys rainbow jacket the other day bc i thought it was for pride but then he bowed down to me and said “thank you m’lady” and i saw rainbow dash on the hood of his hoodie and im never gonna complement or trust anyone again