based and tumblrpilled

cmon child safety lid you know it's me

The fact there’s people who actually think it’s a red flag to not share your passwords with them or let them look through your phone blows my mind like “what do you have to hide” is crazy do you think you’re just not allowed to have privacy if you’re in a relationship. Do you think it’s normal to have a voyeur potentially monitoring your conversations like they’re a conservative Christian homeschool parent indefinitely

Oh I also think demanding someone share their location with you all the time unless it’s for reasonable and necessary safety reasons is insane

i took my friend to Hocking Hills state park yesterday and on our hike I talked all about the (now retired) park naturalist who mentored me years ago, along with the professor who also mentored me and how they got me my first job in my field after college, like I went on and on about my memories of them and the time I spent with them in the park, and then we got to a cave and they were both inside. I hadn’t seen either of then since I moved away seven years ago and then I went back to the state park for the first time since and they were just there. in a cave. they went to the cave together. one of them saw me and said “oh hi! what are you doing here?” like hey fancy us all being here in this cave together huh.

i can’t express how much this felt like a video game cutscene encounter. i established the lore for two hours about these specific two Guys and then they appeared, like, in their map.

Webb saying your-chenko 💀

scientists are in labs right now creating the thinnest and worst material known to mankind so they can make women’s clothing

ameircans talking about red note like they have never spoken to anyone from another country ever about anything

Your average american hasn't

Why are streaming services these days all named shit like Fubi and Hehu and lala

hey guys if you’re planning on making a vaguepost on the dashboard can you message me with the details and some of the lore behind the vague post you’re making. a vaguepost for the dash and a detailedpost for me. because i like to know what’s going on. if you do this i will automatically take your side because you’ve done the right thing by letting me know what’s up. thanks in advance ❤️

we all talk about doing it scared doing it alone doing it weird etc. but the the hideously awful truth is that you also often have to do it stupid

doing it stupid is the only way to get less stupid. you'd think this would be obvious by now, but you see the thing is. i'm stupid.