Back to the Future Hearts

But it’s so much fun to see you squirm.

But.. don’t be a mean person. Please?

I wish.  Why don’t you go after I shoot this movie, then definitely me.

When are you done filming?

With all this power I could really fuck with you.  Make you read some lame off the wall book.  But knowing you, you’ll love it…hahaha.

But... you wouldn‘t do that, because you’re way to nice to fuck with me like that.

But is me baby, you can tell me

I’m not sure.  I’m a little worried I might disappoint you.

I strongly believe that that won’t happen.

You sure are putting a lot of faith in my guessing abilities here.

I sure am. Are you saying I shouldn’t?

How am I supposed to know if you’ll like a book or not?  I mean just because I like it, doesn’t mean you will.

Take a good guess? I’m sure you can do that.

Next, you sit down and read.  I’ve found that if you aren’t completely hooked within the first ten pages, then chances are you never will be.

Ah.. I guess that makes sense. I’ll try it. But if I can’t do it, I challenge you to find me a book that I like, or an audio book that I don’t fall asleep listening to.

Well, first you need to figure out what you want to read about.  Romance?  Mystery?  A Biography?  Find something that interests you.

I can do that. What’s next?