CheeseMaster

The autistic urge to start t-posing and fall halfway into the floor only to be violently propelled into the air

The fun experience of not being able to cry so the only way to alleviate my emotions is by scratching myself

Micro-blogging implies the existence of macro-blogging

I do love how man can never truly live in the presentest present, since it takes time for light to reach our eyes and then for our brains to process it

Remember: don’t kill yourself. Continue living so your continued existence will spite the haters.

I got no fucking clue what to post

I’m going to steal your toaster and there’s nothing anyone can do

Bullshit-maxxing currently

I love speculative evolution