bruh

And you’re the smart one. I was hoping you could clear that for me and so you did. In the most Alexa way ever, making me feel stupid. Nah, I’m just confused at this point. Not love, maybe lust?

I'm kind of offended at this point. "Most Alexa way ever"? I didn't make you feel stupid, I just simply stated the truth. Understandable, maybe it's time to exit that relationship. Even though I'm not supposed to have a say in it, spare you guys' a heart break.

Is it possible to be a cynic and a hopeless romantic, or am I just completely fucked up?

I don't think that's possible at all. Unless you don't see love in other people's relationships--yeah no, you're just completely fucked up. Did you get your heart broken... again?

Why not?

I'd have to kill you after.

22 tomorrow. Is it still appropriate to sing 22 even if I’m not feeling it?

Still feeling 19?

She always says that shit. I just play along now, whatever shuts her up. I never really thought about that, but you’re right. I’m actually amazed that everyone puts up with us. I guess they’re just used to it by now.

I feel like she can go on for days unless you agree with her. See, now I can't help but think they're all plotting something. We have to kill them first.

You have to teach me your ways on how to do that.

No go bro, sorry.

That’s really good though, no one likes to be in a bad mood.

Even if I am in a bad mood I'm in a good mood.

At least you admit you’re weird as fuck, unlike Demi. She’s in denial. I won’t lie though, the thought crosses my mind a lot. Sometimes I scare myself with how weird I am.

She even said she doesn't. Like, we know you babygirl, you can't lie. Is it me or do you start cherishing your friends more when you realize how much weird they put up with?

Kids now a days need to just hit pause and wait till they’re like 18 to start singing like that. Fair point you made. Pretty sure every Disney kid sang back then. Thank you love.

Are you talking Idina's version, or Demi's? But yeah, they're making everyone else look bad. Some people of course, some singers voices are out of this world. Probably a Disney thing. No problem, I'm Alexa.

There’s like a 10 year old girl on youtube singing Let It Go like it’s a walk in the park.

I'm forever jealous of all the people who can sing, now little kids? Damn bro, it's making my life harder. I mean as a kid yeah I sang, but what Disney kid didn't? Now it's like, stop screaming. You have a great voice though.

I’m doing really good, how are you doing?

Great, but that's nothing new. I feel like I'm always in a good mood.

When I try to cover Let It Go, I just sound like a dying cat, but then I go on youtube to see children sing it without a fucking care in the world and it sucks!

Kids man, they're evolving.

She is amazing i have to admit.. sometimes.

I mean, that's all older sisters.

Good choice. It’s really gross, like I don’t know why—anyway, hi princess.

Yeah, let's just drop this conversation. How you doing cutie?

Damn. I was hoping to sleep longer.

I think that's everyone's plan when they sleep in late. I'm Alexa.

I so will, most people are for a while. I know i was.

Girl know's how to bring in that cash.