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Please give ltgbtk the attention it deserves, itâs actually so good (I am in love with Mathias and thinking about drawing my dragon commander.)
Currently trying to figure out how Lila could possibly survive being stabbed in the heart. Research for a possible fic on the side...
Just recalled Napoleon Bonaparte's letters to his wife, Josephine. I just know that Elliot leaves similar letters in the farmers mail box whenever he's feeling frisky or is somewhat pissed.
Muse
the prologue
Elliot x f!reader
Warnings; none to worry about in the prologue.
A/N; Reader is f! But pronouns mostly are they/them, the pronoun she is used sparingly. I loved writing this, I'm currently working on reqs in my inbox which should be posted soon within this week. Req list is here. Anything Elliot related is accepted immediately. P.s, reblog if you liked my work, it helps! I have a family to feed, I'm a single mother, and I have two children (they're actually cats.)
Prologue
The sound of the ocean waves outside my humble abode woke my dreary eyes, the window left open, welcoming the smell of sea salt. I card my fingers through my ginger mane, sighing softly as my gaze landed upon my writing desk, there is yet to be any progress of my novel... How could one start if they do not know what to begin?
I sat up on my nest of linen sheets which I called a bed, perched on the edge of the mattress, I take a moment to comprise myself for the day ahead, perhaps I will visit cindersnap forest after appreciating the view from the docks, expecting Leah's presence to grace me, then head over to the saloon for a good heavy beverage which should leave my nightly thoughts at rest-- well, for most of the time.
Dressed in the usual, I leave the humble cabin, the warm sun-heated sand beneath my oxfords, the spring air in my hair. Its impossible to imagine any other place that could rival Pelican Town during the start of a fresh year. I jogged easily over to the wooden docks, where my good friend, Willy resided-- GOOD LORD, my eyes widened at the sight of an unfamiliar individual devouring sea algae as if it were their last meal before an execution after being mercilessly starved, despite their healthy appearance.
"Thoughts on the new farmer in town?" Willy chuckled before coughing into the inner part of his elbow, though he is a man with an extensive history of being used to the cold weather out on the sea, I must admit that his age begs to differ "they just arrived yesterday"
"What... What is it doing?" I asked, bewildered by it's behavior
"Fishing, what else? I gave the lassy my 'ol fishing pole" The bearded man responded "she seems quite promising, eh?" He fixed his hat whilst smiling eanestly "I believe she's had enough for today, here she comes"
A quick moment of guilt struck me, it's not very gentlemanly behavior to refer to a woman, or any living being at all as 'It'.
The new residents leather farm boots trudged over the aged planks and towards me, they didn't walk, no, not at all, instead they ran. She gave me a sea cucumber. A. Sea. Cucumber.
âAgh, it's still wriggling! Get that abomination away from me!â I fretted, instinctually tossing it around from palm to palm, then finally ridding myself of the terror by revolting sensory. I swallowed hard as the giver of such putridness caught the sea cucumber with swiftness before it could land onto the floor
The farmer said nothing at all, not even an apology barely uttered from their lips, instead, a confused expression was written across their features. I adverted my eyes as my brows knit together, not wanting to say a word either
"That was quite a good catch" Willy commented amidst the silence which was accompanied by the sound of the ocean "those sea cucumbers're difficult" his attempt to diffuse whatever had just occurred.
After that encounter, I fled to free my mind. No longer intending to chance an encounter with Leah, nor drink at the Stardrop, I return to my home. My quill is of no use as I sprawl thoughts in cursive that would trail off when the fleeting moment of hopeful inspiration escapes the grasp of my barren mind, frustrated by what happens almost daily, I crumple the paper with my hand, using great force fueled by an anger I refuse to believe is directed towards myself.
My Wednesday and Thursday carried on as expected, with the only exception of the new, intriguing, yet naive creature the townspeople call either Farmer or Reader. They never walk, always in a rush for whatever task they're executing. I've seen them chop down a tree with their axe in the forest, though it did take them effort, one wouldn't expect such a person to be able to carry out that kind of labor with the particular kind of ease Reader had exemplified before my eyes. They would've caught me looking in a state between awe and shock if I hadn't left almost right away. On a Friday evening, as I drank meerily with the red haired artist across from me, I felt a tap on my shoulder, Why, it's the farmer. They had a mug of beer in their grasp, which they then forwarded to me.
"For you" they spoke, not wanting to be rude, I accepted the drink as they fiddle with the left strap of their heavy bag. I presume that reader was trying to make up for getting off on the wrong foot with me last Tuesday. I smile softly, genuinely having understood.
"This is for me? Marvelous...â
Chapter One; yet to come. follow for updates and more.
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Why are we ignoring the fact that Mr. Bean is pretty much canonically an alien.
My goal is to marry an Indie darling who'll finance my artistic and academic endeavors as well as make me their muse while I become the enigmatic mystery of "Who is She?" To their fans. That's all.
Silence. if anyone asks the reason for my downtrodden expression, simply just know it's because I'm mourning the whimsy of my short hair about half a year ago.
I hc that Sebastian silently judges Elliot for the way he dresses, and vice versa for Elliot, despite that what they share in common is the fact they're both sweating bullets during warm seasons but they still wear the same outfits every time.
Yes, I play vanilla.
A/N: after being burnt out for half of the year, I have returned for good. â
Currently, as of January 30 2025, reqs are closed...
đŚ˘Writing for the following...
StarDew Valley (Vanilla) đ
°Elliot
°Harvey
°Sebastian
°Shane
°Sam
°Linus
°Penny
°Haley
°Emily
°Abigail
°Evelyn
°George
°Willy
°Maru (?)
Will do; Sfw HCs for every character, Lemon HCs and one shots for bachelors {I love love love Elliot}, platonic One Shots with one or more characters {must specify if you'd like or I will take liberations otherwise}, angst, fluff, lemon...
Will not do; CNC, H4RDCORE K!NKS, anything Homophobic or racist...
Extras; if you wish to detail if a reader is of a specific race or has specific features, you may. I most write for g!n or f! Readers but m! As well occasionally.
Gravity Falls đ˛
°Dipper Pines
°Mabel Pines
°Ford Pines
°Stan Pines
°FiddleFord
°Wendy Corduroy
Will do; SFW HCs, and Lemon HCs for the pine brothers only...
Will not do; CNC, H4RDCORE K!NKS, same as above...
Inside Job đť
°Reagan Ridley
°Brett Hand
°Magic Myc
°Gigi
°Andre Lee
°Glenn Dolphman
°Ron Staetdler
Will do; tame HCs, lemon HCs for Brett and Ron, one shots...
Will not do; Same as above...
End.

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Getting out of a writing rut is so difficult, Iâm going to try posting thrice a week đ
Heyy! âĄ
I'm not too sure if you're taking requests or not (if not, just ignore this) but I just read the post about big chested reader w Brett Hand and was wondering if you could do one where the reader has a big ass? NSFW please (only if you're comfortable, if not please just ignore this!)
thanks and I love your work! âĄâĄâĄ
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Crap! Iâm so sorry if this has been sitting in my inbox for so long, I got a really sudden opportunity and had to prioritize it for quite a long whileâ but since the first of it is over, yes! Iâd love to do this req! Brett is my favorite character to write for eheheh. Sending lots of love! Happy that you enjoy my work!!! â¤ď¸
Brett x Reader with a big assâŚ
Reader is g/n! Plenty of consent, if itâs not detailed, it was consented prior to situation. Lemon! Hcâs and a few skits. Creampie!!1!1! A lot of humping/grinding, Brett just being a dog.
-when you first came into the office break room I can definitely imagine Brett talking pretty decently towards you, heâs a man who respects you! Though when you did turn your back to leave his eyes were glued on your ass, he couldâve sworn that his mouth wasnât watering but that would be a lie.
Andre was getting a cup of coffee, using the dispenser, and getting just the right amount of what he wanted, he turns around, and it just so happens that heâs right next to Brett
âThe fuck are you staring at?â Andre followed up with a chuckle, elbowing him and smiling cheekily
âN-nothing!â The sweet brunette stammered, caught red handed, staring at persons behind âI justâ I have to go!â Speeding off like an idiot
-when youâre both together and everything is obviously consensual Brett definitely squeezes and grabs your ass like itâs the last thing heâll ever touch during cowgirl before grabbing onto your hips and moving you up and down on his cock, making you milk him dry of all of his cum.
âNgh~â Brett whines, his hands firm on your hips, reader milking him thoroughly as he whimpers and moans, the neighbors hear everything.
The sound of his balls slapping against their ass intensified with each enthusiastic pound, the thick creamy substance both bodies made aids in making such noises âm-mommy/d-daddy!â He moans out, going faster, making reader gasp while their hole gets destroyed.
The puppy eyed boys cock twitches inside of reader, releasing another load of cum, lifting them up just to watch it all messily drip out of the glorious, warm, wet, pleasure hole. Reader shivers softly, the strong smell of sweat and other bodily fluids fill the bedroom, taking a breather before being set down on their side, loving aftercare provided via loving kisses and cuddles
-if youâre f! Then Brett loves both types of penetration equally :) heâll use the other hole if youâre ovulating and you donât want to get knocked up, heâll treat it the same as pinv, really.
-if you donât mind, Brett will grab and squeeze it at the most random times! He loves it so much, if youâre taking a stroll, heâll definitely have his hand in the back pocket of your jeans iykwim.
-you once woke up to him grinding his hard on against your butt in the middle of the night, and when you confronted him he began to apologize like a sore loser, looking down at his feet, feeling shame wash over but when you said it was fine and that it was okay trust me, if Brett had a tail, he would be wagging it.
-definitely slides his cock up and down between your cheeks for some extra stimulation before putting it into your tight hole.
-heâll hump it after a long stressful day at work like a dog, whimpering and whining before cumming in his pants patheticallyâ only to do it again right after recovery time almost immediately
-if you want, heâll eat it out, and when he does, itâs always like his last meal.
He's so real for that
Holy crap, Iâm watching dexter rn and why is he soâŚ
Alastor and Vox fighting for reader
Oh this good.
((IMAGINE)) Alastor and Vox competing for reader!
A/N: ignore the fact that Alastors name isnât in red, Iâm working on my phone right now instead of my laptop and I dunno why itâs doing that.
Warnings; swearing/foul language
Details; Reader is G/N, will be using they/them pronouns.
Vox just strikes me as the type of guy to just be all out there, would definitely brag about you despite you not even being in a relationship with them, he doesnât strike me as the sappy type
-Vox would definitely just announce about your presence in his life out of nowhere for no reason at all, would even broadcast it even though no one knows who heâs talking about, itâs more like a threat towards those that know.
âHey there, did ya catch the hottest thing in hell right now??â Vox said as he appeared on almost every screen in all of the seven circles of hell, his sharp toothed smile and eager body language was dead set on whatever he was about to do âno you didnât, why? Because theyâre mine, so keep your fucking hands off of them!â He threatened âanyways, have you heard about mister outdated radio? That old goon doesnât get any bitches, cause heâs not like me, THATS ALL.â
-would definitely dox you and find your IP address, then sending over an unprecedented gift with a drone, the contents of the box are often high end things such as clothing, jewelry, hell, you even have the latest hellphone
-(bro screams out sigma male wannabe but hey I respect that you like him, I see his appeal as well)
-Alastors a little more old fashioned, this includes the way he courts you, he often opts for simply sending a classic bouquet of roses to your homely abode, accompanied by a hand written letter and a request for dinner!
âDear reader, it has come to my attention that all this activity and interruption to your daily schedule has made your life so far a chore, especially with that silly low life headache constantly disrespecting your privacy. May I invite you over to an intimate affair over dinner to hopefully ease your mind of such chaos?â Is whatâs written on smooth paper, you can tell from the hand writing that itâs all sincere and written with an old styled pen and ink.
-But of courseâ Vox doesnât step down, ever. You receive a little message video disguised as an ad, and your naive little self click on it
âHey, itâs vox, and youâre my one and onlyâ Vox appears on your screen in a rather raunchy manner, his finger gliding across his long desk in the video âand you my love, have been given the more than well deserved dinnerâ yes, just for you being you since you are so amazing and sexy, keep killing itâ his finger than pointed over at you through the screen, charisma and confidence emanating from the way he presents himself in the video alone
-very over the top gifts from both of them, so imagine opening up your door only to find that you canât even open it because on the other side itâs being blocked by packages, gifts, and large bouquets
-Alastor/Vox would oftentimes removes the others gift on your doorstep so sometimes itâs ether not there or itâs off to the side of your yard

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Are you only taking hh (hazbin hotel) requests?
No, I just haven't updated my req list yet! I'll be posting it very soon ^^
ALASTOR X WIFE READER!!!!! (They were married in 1922 so Al and y/n would be around 20) do what ever you want with that idea.
{{Alastor X Wife Reader}}
Yes, yes, yes! I love writing for Alastor, pretty much every request involving him as the central axis of a fic is an immediate yes, so donât hesitate if you have anymore requests concerning the radio demon. Ps, I had so much fun writing this and I tried my best to perfect it.
Update; I was hospitalized so there was a delay in posting
Heads severed and tossed!; donât mind the way I said that, itâs a way for me to say heads up lol. Anyways, this skittish piece I present to you are a set of imagines and headcanons since Iâm unsure of what to do. I like the idea of a reader wife for Alastor! He will still be an asexual in this piece however one thatâs in a relationship, I am also splitting this post into two sections, Usual and Lemon. What I mean by Lemon is topics that concern the sexual, âusualâ will comprise of everything else other that. Edit; surprisingly, I had the guts to actually write lemon instead of just making lemon head canons đ
Warnings; this will include blood, cannibalism, smoking, sex, Murder, Violence, unaliving ones self, and foul language⌠that is all.
Details; very old timey talk! will include life in the living realm and life in hell. Reader is F with female anatomy, other than that her body is anything reader wants it to be though I will admit that I described their eyes as "doe eyes" at some point it was meant to describe how wide with shock it had gone as well as how Reader believes to be an innocent. She/Her and They/Them pronouns used for Reader while He/Him for Alastor. PinV, creampie ig...
The usual
Two young love birds, Married at just the age of twenty, about a year earlier for you in comparison to most of your peers, while four years earlier than Als peers, you and the charming man you call your husband were married at a small church located in New Orleans, Louisiana. It was simple, sweet, small, and one of the most unforgettable memories in your entire lifetime, Sadly, Alâs mother passed away just a month after the wedding, it had left Alastor devastated, and had left him with a permanent smile as well, there has indeed been a few arguments concerning the topic, mainly of you trying to tell him that he doesn't have to always smile in order to honor his mother but you eventually dropped it since you had come to the conclusion that he most likely never will stop smiling
Not too long after that, Al became a radio host due to his lovely personality being able to charm those around him, especially with the ladies, this often left you with a sour aftertaste whenever youâd swing by over to his radio station and drop off his lunch.
Reader did a little coy wave at her husband, Alastor, on the other side of the glass wall separating them, in response he waved back quietly, his devilish smile softened at her presence before he continued to tend to the audience he was broadcasting live to âThis is Alastor Hartfelt! Here to provide you with the daily on this humid afternoon!â He announced, his voice upbeat and ready, he glanced over to Reader, his right side of the face resting in one of his palms âitâs July and you know what that means!â He said before continuing to announce the weather. About an hour later he went off the air for his lunch break, you knocked on the glass wall twice to raise and show him the tin plated lunch box containing his favorite food âdarling!â You called, voice muffled by the glass, he chuckles before getting off of his seat
-played a composition of his own that he made on his piano for you, teehee
-Calls you his Belle, since it means beautiful in French, itâs just one of his pet names for you along with sweetheart, darling, honey, Love and another one based off of your actual name.
-Very affectionate in a romantic way, wants to be seen as your Man, the guy who takes care of everything so you donât have to worry a hair (in a healthy way of course).
-Healthy masculinity!!! Very chivalrous and if anything, he either tolerates or hates other men, heâs a girls guy! Evidenced by his overall presence on the show. A true gentleman indeed.
-Began to gift you Roses or just about any flower bouquet every week ever since he received his first paycheck, he appreciates you and wants to show you that.
-this man is the living definition of fluff, plenty of cuddles in bed, he'll always make sure to say 'goodnight' and 'i love you' before spooning you and dozing off
-You remember the smell of some kind of foul stench permeating through the dark oak floorboard on the front porch at home during some point, you presumed that maybe it was a dead animal, like a possum.
âDarling!â Reader called out from the front porch, her hand on the copper doorknob to keep the door open âcome down, please!â They added with a hint of growing frustration
âYes, Darling?â Alastor immediately answered, not wanting to possibly anger his beloved wife âIâll be downâ the sound of him rushing down the stairs followed before he made his appearance before Reader âwhatâs the issue?â He asked with a smile, if he were a cat right now heâd have his ear perked up âit smells horrible, the front porchâ Reader informed Alastor, His smile almost faltered for a split second but the expression in his eyes that darkened remained for a few more.
âI think a poor possum made it itâs home and decided itâs where itâll rest for its last dayâ reader crossed her arms before sighing, pitying the theoretical reason for the smell âIâd go down there and get on my hands and knees to maybe pull it out of its misery hole however I fear I may not be able to handle the sightâŚâ she paused before her sympathetic expression turned into one of disgust âand smellâ she finished âcould you do it for me?â Reader requested, voice purposefully intending to make sure he does the task.
âWhy, of course, of course Darling, Iâll do it later this eveningâ he answered right away.
Later on during that said evening, right after eating the dinner he had served for the both of you, he quickly did his share of dishes to wash and then left through the front door to take on the rancid task. Unbeknownst to you is that what was truly the reason for the smell was a rotting human corpse he failed to dispose properly from two weeks ago. Amateur mistakes.
He had done the unthinkable not too long after his mother passed and he began to work as a radio host, he was in a very dark place and he couldnât help but satisfy the fantasy of tasting human flesh, especially the one of those meant to be damned. He served it to you too, made it into a stew, he claimed it was pork after he made you guess, you didnât even suspect the dirty at all, if anything, you enjoyed the meal, The sweet taste lingered in your mouth, had stained your tongue, and you liked it so much that you asked Al âcook it again whenever you can? Just once more this weekâ and so, he did it again, and again, and again, it wasnât just limited to the stew, sometimes it was roasted, covered in sauce that burned your tastebuds in the most pleasurable way. You gained a little more weight in the span of just a few weeks, Al didnât mind that, he adored knowing that you share the same taste of food as he did. Overtime, his deer hunting trips became longer, he spent more time in the spacious shed by the home. Reader began to grow weary as more time passed, their husbands frequent hunting trips had made them suspicious of what actually happens, no longer being able to take it, they confront their husbandâ could it be that heâs seeing another woman? Itâs a possibility she canât rule out, after all he is a charming man with manner, personality, and looks that kill.
Reader waits with anxiety pumping through their blood, a rope in their mind in the middle of a tug of war, itâs woven material under tense pressure in effort of thinking of a way to open the conversation. The grandfather clock set in the kitchen shakes her concept of peace as itâs pendulum swing side to side within itâs aged woodâ the front door creaks open, but Reader keeps her eyes down on the floor, her heart slowly moving lower before returning to its original place and just as sheâs about to take the stand and walk over to Alastor but the moment she looked up her heart stopped.
The sight of her husband wounded and covered in blood was what greeted her sight, an axe from their shed in his hand, his smile was manic yet his eyes showed shame âReaderâŚâ he croaked weakly, the frames of his glasses had been bent and itâs lens on the left side were shattered âmy loveâŚâ he inched towards her, his hands twitched and so did reader as he came closer âA-Al?â Reader stammered, the hair on the back of her neck stood up, every fiber in her body begging her to flee from the situation, she covered her mouth to prevent a gasp escaping her lips
âPleaseâ Alastor begged, a sliver of his humanity slipped through his cryptic voice.
How could you say no? To the man you loved so? You tended to his wound, besting that he doesnât perish from a mere infection, something that would most plausibly be the misery of a mother towards her child, not a wife towards her full grown adult husband.
âFuckâ Alastor hissed through his teeth as you gently bandaged him up with some gauze, you kept your head down, focused on getting the task done instead of sparing him a few seconds of being able to look into your petrified eyes, to which he was reluctant to do "I'm sorry..." He whispered as you finished "I truly am, reader..."
Was it out of fear? Love? Or a deep desire, a hunger for blood that drove her to where she ended up? Reader doesn't know, maybe it was everything, all at once. The smell of wet soil was what reader remembered as they assisted their husband, it was all so quiet, the two hours dragged by so slowly yet when it was all over it was as if it all happened in a few minutes. Alastor sighed as he finished burying the body with Reader "don't speak of this to anyone, not a single soul" he advised Her, She continued to stare upon the unmarked and discreet grave "I... In my defense, he was difficult" Alastor attempted to ease off the fear from his wife "He deserved it" he paused "he deserved to die" He took off his glasses, wiping it with a clean cloth due to it being fogged up by the unusually cold air "Lets go home, have some supper."
It took you a few weeks to accept your husbands behavior, his bloodied activities, and the knowledge that you consume human flesh almost on a daily basis, eventually, you assisted him during hunting trips, had more part in cooking such dishes. You found a will to live, and you continued to do so-- until the accident. So called karma which in your book was undeserved, was still set on your platter without any warning, uncooked, raw, bloodied, and with maggot s to "truly" show the nature of everything you and your husband had partaken in. But alas, why did they take him and not you? To watch your beloved Alastor, mauled to death by a group of hounds was a punishment from above, to see everything with your own two doe shaped eyes, their defense was that he was mistaken for a deer. A deer. How could anyone look at your husband and see a deer? His death had left you broken, the last of what remained of you had gone with the Louisianan winds, the very little light that was powered by your soul faded and what was left was the shell of the person you once were. You couldn't take it, the light that faded permanently went out as the noose you wringed around your neck tightened, you felt the air leave your lungs, your face going blue, your body gasping desperately for air like an animal despite you being sure of your end, Your feet numbed as it hangs in the air, no floor for it to reach, there's no going back. And you don't intend to. ever.
You find yourself waking in a dark alleyway, the sound of clamoring and chaos in your ears ring. Welcome to hell.
-it didn't take long until you found Alastor, especially with the fact that he has involuntarily been given the form of a terrifying wendigo-like demon and you yourself had become a far cry from what you physically used to be, however the insides remained the same taste to the soul, you immediately clung onto Alastor from behind him, thank goodness that you were able to slip into the casino despite your lowly infernal status
"what" Alastor looked over his shoulder and right back at Reader while in his seat, Reader had interrupted his high strung game of cards with another overlord by the name of Husk, the dark yet lavish establish was a difficult task to simply enter. Alastors eyes stared at her in confusion, not able to really remember who she is, just as he's about to pull away from Reader and probably summon souls contracted to him in order to rid of her, Reader whispered while hastily cupping his face in her hands "Darling, it's me..." Pure love emanates from their voice, a tone of desperation is palpable as well, her eyes not only speak the truth but the way her touch feels and the way her lips shook in a state of undying affection ignited something in him "Reader?..."
"excuse me, what the fuck is going on" The supposed Husk Alastor was playing a game with interrupted in turn of you interrupting his very serious game in which he was really anything but... Serious from what you observed earlier in the crowd, his whiskers twitched in annoyance as his wings flared
"this is my wife, Reader" Alastor formally introduced her with that smile of his which only made Husks aggressive attitude worsen, he took a good long sip from bottle of beer before playing his next card. You witnessed the entire game, even applauding at your husbands growing excellence, that was until you noticed such foul play only visible by the short instance where you had dropped an item your eyes watching the cards change in almost a flash that could easily be missed by a moment where ones eyes were closed. But of course, it's your husband, and you're his wife, both willing to give everything up for one another.
"shit..." Husk whispered under his breath as Alastor grinned at his helpless situation, overcome by anxiousness, fatigue, and a drunken state caused by hours of this game with Alastor causes him to inevitably lose. You were there, there to watch him sign the papers giving Alastor ownership of his entire being, the ringing of radio frequencies lingered in your ears yet fear did not overcome you, instead a sense of admiration for Alastor did.
-Unlike many overlords who had found themselves wedded to one another, you and Alastor lasted, besides you're both very old timey, no such thing as divorce was a discussion between the two of you and each time it ever was it was ridicule for those that participated in it for such small reasons (yes, y'all are old timey đ)
-Alastor usually has raw deer in the morning, at first you weren't very keen on trying but you did try it some time after, it wasn't very bad considering how you had a preexisting history of cannibalism it was just that you were reluctant to try due to its uncooked nature.
-Alastor still cooks for the both of you, he isn't much of a big fan of cooking the head but he'll sometimes do it out of "sheer absolute boredom!" Otherwise, he either discards it or makes it into a decoration
Lemon
-ohhh, now we're getting to the nasty, quick disclaimer, you can feel free to ignore this part of my post but do leave a like or even reblog it'd help a lot! (Gotta make followers somehow đ I have a family to feed-- IM JOKING, but seriously, I need followers, teehee~ I genuinely feel like a hobo on the streets doing comms for a dollar at most lmao)
-Sorry, the reader is the one who initiates pretty much all the time, Alastors ace ass enjoys sex but isn't really looking for it đ. He appreciates it tho!
-Virgins 𤏠(who am I kidding, it's the 1920s)
-yall vanilla as hell.
-i like to think that on the honeymoon night (which btw was held in a pretty discreet cabin in the woods) was really awkward, he just stared at you and you stared right back at him for like thirty minutes in the bed
Reader cleared her throat as she gave an expecting look at her groom which was returned with a confused one, Alastor swallowed his saliva nervously, his eyes darting from wall to wall, a bead of sweat running down the side of his face. Reader crossed her legs in an attempt to draw attention to her gams-- which she very much thought was very nice, Al pressed his lips together, not really doing anything which only played with readers patience even more, it soon became clear that she had to be the one to take the reigns.
"So, Alastor" Reader whispered seductively, voice oozing with the need for a special kind of attention, she bats her eyelids a few times and runs her hand starting from her though and ending at her waist, causing her silk night dress to hike up, revealing the forefront of her pussy. Alastor isn't really impressed.
Reader clears her throat "it's a gift" she said flatly which alarmed Alastor right away "of course..." He responds coyly, cheeks flushing as he rubbed the back of his neck with the palm of his hand "well..." He doesn't want to disappoint her
'you piece of shit, be a good husband' he thought to himself, if his exterior had those very ears he adorned in hell they'd be folded down in a mixed state of embarrassment and a shy approach to the situation
Once more, testing the patience of reader, but she holds it in, this is only the first of their many frustrations as a married couple, she scoots over to him "Let's make love..." Reader then tenderly peppered his neck in kisses before straddling him in order to truly paint him in such acts, Alastor grunts from the unexpected move, letting her do her thing, it was all mainly just peaceful as he planned to not really do much in order to see where this All leads, which was the case until Reader began to bite and tug at the base of his neck and with enough effort she manages to leave a Hickey, followed by another, it's sensation was like none before for Alastor. That really turned him on. Alastors cock hardened and his hands held onto readers hips with urgency "m-mhh~" he noised like an animal that's desperate for such attention, he then squeezed Readers hips, his body reacting to all this brand new stimulation shes causing him now moving his hips in order to get some kind of satisfaction which wasn't enough at all, Alastor removed his night wear, revealing his tawny skin and rather skinny build before repositioning Reader, making her giggle in delight, it was his first time, he didn't really know any other position other than missionary. Alastor them removed the very last piece of clothing which was getting in the way between the growing heat him and Reader, revealing his hardened six inch with a slight curve to the side, making readers eyes widen at the pleasant surprise, she licked and bit down on her bottom lip as the physical longing killed her, he was really taking his time with it but she couldn't really blame him when his face somehow still manages to look cute despite the Lewd act about to take place.
Alastor humbly and very politely positioned himself between readers legs, kneading her thighs whilst slowly rubbing his eager size against her clit, spreading her heat and mixing it with his precum, causing reader to whine softly as her core begged for him to fuck her Sweetly right into heaven, soon enough he teases her entrance, making eye contact the entire time, his eyes visibly dilated at the sight of reader in such a compromising status before him "Ah~-- Alastor~" she moaned, which only motivated him even more, he then slowly pushes his length in, inch by inch, it's amount of girth stretching reader out in a painfully yet pleasurable way "R-Reader~" Alastor whimpered at the feeling of her pussy hugging his cock tightly, he then began to gently pump his cock in and out of readers wet and freshly deflowered hole, her sugar walls squeezing and milking him out as if hes the only man on earth "n-ngh~" reader then moaned once more as He began to pick up the pace, still keeping his gentle treatment, the sound of wet skin against skin soon filled the room, readers hands holding onto Alastors back, then leaving scratches that only added to the immense pleasure that he got from lovingly fucking reader
Alastors hips began to stutter and jerk, slowly thrusting, his movement becoming sloppy before groaning and finally releasing his seed into readers womb, making him sigh in contentment before flopping onto his side in exhaustion, placing Reader next to him in order to allow maximum aftercare and cuddles, he lazily but firmly kisses reader on the cheek "I love you, darling..." His voice breathily expressed, both of their sweats mixing together in the heat pod they had just created in bed