Okay, so I heard that Tumblr decided to follow the example of almost all of the western democracies and choose to initiate a self-destruct of some kind.
But anyway, since I heard that tumblr was shutting down their sexy side; I figured that the least I could do is to preserve my trove of sluttiness somewhere which might not decide to delete everything (more on that in a second...).
Before I go any further, I should probably offer some sort of explanation. I can only apologise for leaving so abruptly. First off - I don’t dress up anymore unfortunately. I had a complete purge of all of my items after a bit of an overreaction to a stomach ache which i’m pleased to say eventually turned out to be nothing. For a few days though, I’d basically convinced myself that I was dying (I’m a worrier, what can I say?). So in an attempt to spare my family the pretty uncomfortable task (in the event of my death-by-tummy-ache) of having to clear out my cupboards of very girthy dildos, butt plugs, panties, wigs and paraphernalia of that ilk; I decided that chucking the lot in the bin in one go would be the best bet (I’d love to have seen the faces of the staff at the waste disposal hub when that lot appeared infront of them). Anyway, I didn’t die from a tummy-ache thankfully and I go on living my uneventful life as it was.
Otherwise, everything’s going well. So I hope none of you have been worried and I sincerely apologise for causing anyone any worry. I don’t plan on dressing up again any time soon - certainly not in the near future anyway. I’m focusing on trying to return my life to “normality”, so to speak (9-5 etc etc). It’s going pretty well so far.
And so, onto the crux of the biscuit: Once Tumblr (finally) allows me to download the backup of this blog, I’ll be transferring everything over to my xHamster profile and Pornhub profile. I might check it every once in a while but I will not be ‘active’ by any stretch of the imagination.
Thanks for all of the Love, Laughs, Likes and Lreblogs you all gave me, and also a sincere thank-you to Adore, Sara and Hayley for inspiration and advice during my time here.
This is Alexandria here: not sayin’ goodnight. Just sayin’.
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