Alexandra Wendy & Le'Asia

using my one wish willow to make all cigarettes healthy and yummy for people

Get a Library Card even if you never use it

i want my very own everything

you can experience life altering devastating emotion and then your cat will throw up next to you & look at you like does this help ?

Sometimes the whole point is just having a nice day

I had beef dumplings today and they were so good I want to have a dick just to make it hard

Wheres my toy or i'll get mad now

language is died foreverrrrr

characters in movies love to wake up from surgery and immediately start ripping off all their medical equipment like theyre a sexy werewolf breaking their chains. brother you dont know if that tube is the only thing keeping you alive right now. calm down.

imagine a computer virus that turns your computer into a laser beam and straight up kills you