god’s spiritual son

chefs kiss...? 😳 no way.... do they? seriously....? 😳

Trying to figure out if my mom is actually toxic and manipulative or if I’m just crazy….

I wish we were closer. I wish we didn’t have to wait so long until then

if we go to a fair be prepared for i will try to win every prize for you

*bites your neck but in a bro way*

haha, nerd (im in love with you)

Vampire boyfriend who wears glasses not because he needs them (vampirism gives him super eyesight) but because he knows you have a thing for guys in glasses

guys who wear glasses are fruity as fuck. like what do you need glasses for? to have them tenderly adjusted for you? to see other guys?

not 2 be corny but. sometimes i think my purpose on this earth is to love people, make them laugh, be kind and share joy. that feels like enough to me sometimes

im here to maim and kill but your thing sounds nice too

business majors be like damn i have a human rights violation due tomorrow

They were just so caught up in the euphoria of seeing their friend that, for a minute, they lived in this world where catcalling didn’t exist.

Ive never solved a rubicks cube its fine. Im fine. Im happy and I will live a long and peaceful and prosperous life.

i am in severe distress. i am vibing. i am king of the world. i am bored. i am lost at sea. i am making coffee. i am foraging in the forest. i am making tea. i am chasing pigeons. i am napping in a chair

I deserve to have a body horror mode. Like I should have a second form that’s just really bad to look at