i may be crazy but i'm not dumb

Well, that’s a disturbing song to walk in on.

Alec just about jumps out of his skin when he hears Juliette, tugging his earbuds from his ears.

Alec realizes someone's speaking and he turns, pausing his music. "Huh? Sorry, didn't hear ya."

Alec halts at the surprised glance he receives, smiling a little sheepishly as he pops out an earbud.

Sir? Sorry, I wouldn’t normally interrupt you but there are kids around here. And that song is not exactly… appropriate.

Alec glances to the side as he feels someone beside him, popping out an earbud and turning it down so he could actually hear. "Sorry, man. Did you say somethin'?"

 Hey, if that’s what you’re into go for it. But I would consider that she might not be faithful. Just imagine all the people before you that she let on her cushions. 

"I think I might forgive her - we all have our dark pasts, right?"

Dude, but it’s like, such a bad color.

"Comfort over style, man. That's my mantra."

"If you marry the couch though…and you end up sleeping on another couch at some point…would that be countable as infidelity?"

"Oh man. I'd hope not - I don't think I could handle a messy divorce."

"And excuse me while I tie you to my fucking wrist with a toddler lead. Alec, I said we needed to look at shelves, not couches.”

"Liiiiiiiiiiiz." Alec was pretty great at acting like a whiny child - mostly 'cause he had one of his own. "I'm just here to carry shit for you. Just let me have this moment." He huffs, though, getting back to his feet and plodding over to her. "You're cruel."

"Thanks, my parent’s picked it out. Nice to meet you too Alec." Maggie thanked him as he took the boxes. "First actually, 102." Maggie grinned looking over to him as they walked. "Is that a Boston accent?"

Alec smiles a little sheepishly, knowing it was probably an odd kind of compliment to give. "My daughter's name is Maggie," he says as if to dismiss the weirdness of his previous comment.