Randomness

if a demon possessed me I’d just b like ok take it from here good luck man

@staff

Thank you I feel like i am awake for the first time in my life

Isn’t boomerang like.. free?

She can’t afford it

I can’t afford it

women talk to men using their customer service voice and don’t even get paid for it

i think a lot about that calvin & hobbes strip where they find a trickle of water and calvin is like “i guess we have the afternoon booked solid” or smth. i just really miss that. when you’re a kid and you get completely involved in small things without any real purpose. i remember when i was a kid i used to observe ants for long stretches of time, not doing anything, just looking at them work. there was no anxiety or guilt over being so idle, and very small things could hide a world of enchantment. i just really really miss that feeling.