Aldrie S

(So Marvin is on one knee in front of Whizzer and Jason, Cordelia, and Charlotte are watching happily in the back. Mendel is waiting with Trina in their house. This is probably a song or two before Something Bad)

[TRINA] This is how you make a marriage proposal

[MARVIN] I love you, dear I think you’re sweet You don’t seem to mind if i don’t always treat You the way you deserve

I crave your kiss I praise your - Well! (Marvin realizes he’s eye-level to Whizzer’s crotch and jolts a bit. that’s a dick joke) Us two are swell Us two are Fred and Wilma Us two can be the best that we are under love’s spell

We both know lovers are crazy people Thrilling or killing each other Just like a biblical brother Did to his biblical brother Back in biblical times

[WHIZZER, laughing] Biblical times?

[MENDEL] Biblical times! (He says this like his was right all along)

[MARVIN] Biblical times. Jesus Christ. Oh, those biblical times!

I love your smile I love your hairline (Marvin stands to run his hands through Whizzer’s hair like in The Baseball Game. Whizzer laughs and pushes him back on his knees) I want you by my side to be all mine If I’m deserving of you

(Whizzer grins and turns his head away sheepishly) Don’t hide your face, you’re perfect Don’t start to cry Us two can fly Us two can… soar with eagles Us two can be the best or Hell, at least we’ll try

I may not be the best But I swear to you, I’ll try (He grins and stands) You may not be the best-

[WHIZZER, laughing and putting his arms around Marvin’s neck] Marv-!

[MARVIN] But I’ll love you until Love you until

ok now that i’ve slept on my Emotions™, i think i can finally make this post. more under the cut because this got long:

don’t make noise but daddy’s kissing boys

OH MY GOD.