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OITNB Stills 8/?
lol where did all the pipers go

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OITNB Sentence Starters (S5)
((Spoilers below, duh.))
We need to stop the bleeding and apply pressure to the wound. Anybody got a tampon?
Fine, then you can bleed out. Iâll go back to reading my magazine and you can go die on the floor and go straight to hell.
WILL BLEACH WORK AS DISINFECTANT?
How could you go to a riot without me? You were supposed to be my riot buddy!
Did you see me push him, then kick him later?
That was some excellent pushing and kicking.
You got a problem with how I do shit, pretty boy?
Jesus Christ are you insane?!
Insane?! No! he/she/ is angry!
Whoa whoa! Time out! I come in peace!
And youâll go out the same wayâŚ
They took my dignity, my humanity and my sleep.
They took my carved soaps. My art. I spent a lot of time on them and they were beautiful.
Not my circus, not my monkeys.
Oh shit are you alright?!
Yeah yeah yeah, Iâm fine. Donât worry itâs just period blood.
Piss off Bloody Mary, Iâm not helping you.
Iâm making ear buds out of pencil erasers.
You hear that? She says sheâs ready to gut you like a shark thatâs eaten a toddler.
Look at this fat guy. He canât outrun us.
Weâve taken over! Weâve got hostages and everything.
Itâs bananas out there. Itâs like a party, except terrifying!
You are such an asshole.
You have really gotta learn to trust more.
âSmell my fingersâ is a weird come-on line.
This needle is supposed to be used for a hair weave, not stitching up a gunshot wound.
I want the pill thatâs like..SUPER heroin!
I donât wanna lay low. But I also donât wanna lose my humanity.
If heâs already dead it wonât be murder if we kill him again.
We could take the feathers outta his pillow and savagely tickle him to death.
We could get a big jar of fire ants and they could nibble at him.
We have vokda and misery.
A good leader delegates.
I donât ever wanna be that close to him again unless Iâm kicking him.
Thatâs not bad! We could be likeâŚplastic surgeons.
Walk with some oppression. Let me see some persecution in those shoulders.
Would it really hurt to let her tag along? We could use her as a human shield when they bust in here with all those AK -47s.
Iâm not playing games. I donât know if Iâll survive the nightâŚ
Whatâs important is that ghosts are not real.
It was such a shame. He was really smart and he had such a bright future in the meth making businessâŚlike a child prodigy, y'know?
Hearing you say 'formidable cockâ is such a big turn-off, that I think I might never touch one again.
I donât care how you choose to poison your body.
That is either a mischief of mutant rats with human pinky toes, air vibrating through wind turbines or⌠[blank].
I feel 27! But then I get a look at myself and I canât believe the lines and sagsâŚI was beautifulâŚand worried and scared. But Iâm tougher now. And if I get the fuck outta here Iâd get senior discounts, I guess. I do like a discount.
Weâve finally worked out what to do with our new power! Weâre gonna hostâŚA TALENT SHOW!
They grow up so fast.
@sardonicbeautyâ continued from xx
âFlaminâ hot cheeto, maybe.â Alex shrugged, adjusting her glasses from the table a few feet from where this new woman was seated. âSoon youâll be changed into a jumpsuit that washes you out, definitely not something that works well with us pale chicks.â

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like this for a starter bc i am bored!!!!
lesbian or sapphic relationship starters.
"have you ever had a girlfriend before?"
"not all lesbians listen to tegan and sara."
"my past girlfriends were all disappointed in my glaring lack of flannel."
"i'm not femme or butch... i'm more... futch?"
"i've never been with a girl before but i'm in the market to change that."
"so, i started reading sappho's poetry yesterday. it's actually pretty good. and gay."
"am i a disappointing lesbian if i like dogs more than cats?"
"i need to be butcher."
"when i look at a girl, i can't decide if i want to be her or be on her. it's a real struggle."
"i've noticed since i came out, the population of plaid in my closet has increased drastically."
"you're my girlfriend, not my mom. unless you're into that. then i'm kink-shaming you."
"does my haircut read as lesbian or more 'straight girl who chats up girls on tinder for me and my manbun boyfriend to hook up with'? ...please say lesbian."
"i don't have any cats."
"let's face it: i'm a stud."
"lesbian bed death was a concept created by bitter straight people who were jealous that lesbians actually have orgasms every time we fuck."
"my type? girl... who's available and interested in me."
"you can tell she's been single for a while. i can't even remember the last time she clipped her nails."
"she sent me a finger pic last night. ...is that a thing?"
"i wish i was a sports lesbian but i'm just a sleeps for 14 hours and forgets to clean the cat box for 3 days lesbian."
"i heard her listening to hayley kiyoko. she's not straight."
"do i look gay?"
"i'm wearing a bowtie to our wedding. it's going to bring out my eyes."
"i think our dog's a lesbian."
"this woman at work asked me if i knew ellen. i told her we all get together every other weekend to catch up on the latest hot gossip. i think she believed me."
"i'm so fucking gay."
@qceenmotherâ continued from xx
âIf you knew anything about me, Iâd never get close to a guy in any kind of sexual manner --- so... jokes on you.â
@sardonicbeautyâ liked this for a starter !!!
âWhy do people always assume I wear these damn glasses for fashion? If I could fucking see probably, I wouldnât be wearing them --- and contacts freak me out.â

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like this for a starter bc i am bored!!!!
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@alcxvause || piper x alex || closed rp!
     Closing the door to the elevator door behind her with a clank of chains, Piper stepped into the apartment she kept with her fiance. âAlex,â she called quietly, unhurried as she set her bag and camera down on the hutch near the door. âI picked up the wine you textedâ whatâs the occasion?â Her skepticism was light and playful, but it was Alex and having some motive behind the gesture was at least highly probable.
Alex looked up from the couch when she heard Piper coming back in from her errands. She gave her a smile, âSince when do we need an occasion to drink wine?â She asked, standing up from the leather sofa and walking over to meet her in the foyer. âItâs been six months since we got out.â